One busy Saturday night, the head chef & 1/2 owner was working at a fine dining place I used to work at. I know that doesn't sound odd, but he couldn't handle the stress of the Saturday night shift, so he usually worked at the gourmet pizza place instead. They had a big sexual harassment suit against them before I…

Someone should review the show "whites" that's on hulu. I watched it and it was like my table waiting life was passing before my eyes.

Unfortunately, my dog wants to get up 15 minutes before the alarm starts. He does hang peacefully while I hit the snooze a couple of times though, after much training.

So you write for team dog too? I like it.

You reminded me of a sketch (SNL?) where Hugh Jackman is meeting a lady for a blind date, and while she's quite pleased when she meets him, he unwraps his scarf, so show.... dun, dun, dun, he has balls under his chin. I found it very creepy.

I have a blue hat very similar to this. I want to wear hats more often.

I have the knack of chatting with people just about anywhere. Planes, bars, stores, elevators, park benches..... I know many of my neighbors because they see me out walking my dog. I also check in on my elderly neighbor a couple of times of week. She's a lovely lady & I'm glad I've been able to help her with a few…

A Roth is something you pay taxes on before the money goes in, while a traditional IRA defers the taxes until you pull the money out. You will pay taxes if you transfer form a 401K to a Roth, but without a penalty you'd pay if you cashed out before retirement age. Same thing when moving from a traditional to a Roth.…

Years ago, while living in a ground floor apartment, I was out with my dog and found some binoculars in the bushes outside my sliding glass door. While I suspect he/she was trying to watch the Irish girls that lived above me, it still really crept me out. I obviously kept the binoculars after sanitizing them.

I did some in college as part of a vocal pedagogy class I was in. It was to release some tension in my throat for the purposes of singing. I'm not sure if it made an impact on my voice at the time, but it was a really good experience and it relaxed me at a time in my life when I had a lot of stress and fewer tools…

There are 3 in my small condo complex. I can finally tell them apart.

I can't help but think they are trying to replace a tuxy they had in the past, and none of the new ones have measured up.

I wasn't aware that tight pants would inhibit the growth of man's ball sack. The more you know.

Just the smell of Ranch turns my stomach, but in the tea? God no!

My dog prefers to sneak up behind people that are sitting on the couch and do the reach around lick on their faces while they squeal. I'm going to start charging for his services.

You put the i in the wrong spot.

Yes, and to add... Don't wait until you're on your way to the event you'll need cash for. I usually get some cash after payday & it will last me the month at least. If I'm running low & need it for a specific reason, I run by a day or two in advance. It really bugs me when people need to hit the ATM when I pick…

Vegan is different from vegetarian. As a vegetarian you can still eat insane amounts of cheese & ice cream. As a vegan, you can still eat insane amounts of soy, rice & coconut milk ice cream. There are lots of ways...

Well the one at the bottom just had a baby, so lots of people sent her flowers. I think the girl at the top is about to get married, and these are the flowers that will decorate the festivities. That's why they are still in buckets.