Years ago, while living in a ground floor apartment, I was out with my dog and found some binoculars in the bushes outside my sliding glass door. While I suspect he/she was trying to watch the Irish girls that lived above me, it still really crept me out. I obviously kept the binoculars after sanitizing them.

I did some in college as part of a vocal pedagogy class I was in. It was to release some tension in my throat for the purposes of singing. I'm not sure if it made an impact on my voice at the time, but it was a really good experience and it relaxed me at a time in my life when I had a lot of stress and fewer tools…

There are 3 in my small condo complex. I can finally tell them apart.

I can't help but think they are trying to replace a tuxy they had in the past, and none of the new ones have measured up.

I wasn't aware that tight pants would inhibit the growth of man's ball sack. The more you know.

Just the smell of Ranch turns my stomach, but in the tea? God no!

My dog prefers to sneak up behind people that are sitting on the couch and do the reach around lick on their faces while they squeal. I'm going to start charging for his services.

You put the i in the wrong spot.

Yes, and to add... Don't wait until you're on your way to the event you'll need cash for. I usually get some cash after payday & it will last me the month at least. If I'm running low & need it for a specific reason, I run by a day or two in advance. It really bugs me when people need to hit the ATM when I pick…

Vegan is different from vegetarian. As a vegetarian you can still eat insane amounts of cheese & ice cream. As a vegan, you can still eat insane amounts of soy, rice & coconut milk ice cream. There are lots of ways...

Well the one at the bottom just had a baby, so lots of people sent her flowers. I think the girl at the top is about to get married, and these are the flowers that will decorate the festivities. That's why they are still in buckets.

I was feeling pretty sick one Saturday and couldn't find anyone to cover my wait shift at a pretty well known restaurant, where I knew it would be a very busy night. I called the manager & he said I had to come in. I did, but was sweating, feeling nauseated, and week throughout the night. I kept putting cool rags…

Veggie scraps get too stinky for me sometimes.

I saw Ed Sheeran in an ACL live taping, and when he did that song, I was so imbarrasted for him, and a little for myself. I can't explain the last part.

I'd bet it's the food she's getting, or a change in food. My darling hardly ever farts, that I notice. He looks at me with distain when I fart, or sneeze for that matter.

I've only been in there once & the wait was an hour or more. There were 10-15 people standing around waiting for there turn, so I didn't bother. It did seem a bit snooty to me as well.

Not long ago, I was opening a bottle of prosecco for Sunday mimosas, while talking to my mom on the phone. I took the cage off and walked away and just about the time I returned, the cork blew (very loudly) & there was a fountain on my kitchen counter. I couldn't hide my day drinking from my mom any longer.

Oil change? tee hee hee!

My first thought was of Kim K.