Well the one at the bottom just had a baby, so lots of people sent her flowers. I think the girl at the top is about to get married, and these are the flowers that will decorate the festivities. That's why they are still in buckets.

I was feeling pretty sick one Saturday and couldn't find anyone to cover my wait shift at a pretty well known restaurant, where I knew it would be a very busy night. I called the manager & he said I had to come in. I did, but was sweating, feeling nauseated, and week throughout the night. I kept putting cool rags…

Veggie scraps get too stinky for me sometimes.

I saw Ed Sheeran in an ACL live taping, and when he did that song, I was so imbarrasted for him, and a little for myself. I can't explain the last part.

I'd bet it's the food she's getting, or a change in food. My darling hardly ever farts, that I notice. He looks at me with distain when I fart, or sneeze for that matter.

I've only been in there once & the wait was an hour or more. There were 10-15 people standing around waiting for there turn, so I didn't bother. It did seem a bit snooty to me as well.

Not long ago, I was opening a bottle of prosecco for Sunday mimosas, while talking to my mom on the phone. I took the cage off and walked away and just about the time I returned, the cork blew (very loudly) & there was a fountain on my kitchen counter. I couldn't hide my day drinking from my mom any longer.

Oil change? tee hee hee!

My first thought was of Kim K.

I did the laundry for the house when I lived there as well as lots other stiff. I also never stop moving because I'm doing this or that for my Mom when I go to visit. I'm pretty sure any time she spent taking care of me has been evened out.

What is attached to his watch chain? It looks like something royal men wear with their uniforms.

The queen was cramping her scrunchy style.

Just like I spent the extra bucks for quality food for myself, I do the same for my dog. I want him to have variety and excellent nutrition so he's happy and healthy. This saves money on vet bills in the long run. I pay for a more expensive vet because they took excellent care of my little old man dog in his last…

I didn't know dogs experienced disgust. Maybe we just don't share the things we feel disgust over.

Many of my single girlfriends, me included, own homes. Yep, it's down to us, and I suspect if there was a man in the house, it would still be down to us. I haven't found the men in my life to be very helpful.

What is this? A flashlight?

I had a 1 ounce bag of peanuts confiscated at ACL a few years back. I learned to put that stuff in a zipper pocket & they don't generally open those. At least you can take in a few sealed water bottles at ACL, and oh the sea of flags.......

When my bestie got married, she paid for the bridesmaid's shoes. Very practical.

Can you be "self expressive" while you're pretending to be someone else?