This is why this dog drinks out of the toilet. It contains less pubic hair that his water bowl conains cat hair.

I was a teller for about 4 months, working in the drive through. Sometimes the pace was pretty fast and I gave away some extra money. It's funny because the head teller could always figure out which transaction it was on & I'd have to call them. Needles to say, I quit at 4 months & went back to waiting tables &…

I thought it was referring to an oddity I've experienced where some men have this really weird (and offensive to me) smell. I don't know, but it's not natural. I think they are using some scented clothes soap or body soap that doesn't work with their body chemistry. I wish I could figure out what it is so I can…

This color always reminds me of a satin brides maid gown I had from the mid 80's. It was a winter wedding, so the color was lovely. I don't think I'd wear it now. It feels dated to me.

Very cool! The trees are no long available. Sold out I suppose.

When I was in high school (in west Texas), we wore a large (not this big) mum corsage to the football game, but a dainty one to the homecoming dance. I can't imagine strapping one of those things to my spaghetti strapped dress. There would be a free show, for sure.

The first thing I thought was, Geez, how old is her son?

That song goes really well with my dog's name Dash. I tend to insert his name in to any song I'm singing along with though.

Me too. Mid 80's. First it was in-person registration, where you picked up class cards at an assigned time, in a gym, then it moved to phone registration. No internet, but my folks got an Apple IIe, which was really helpful for research papers.

Bo is quite adorable, but I find it hard to photograph or film dogs with black faces. It's hard to see their eyes.

That's just what I was thinking.

And left to right.

My dog makes a "nom nom nom" sound when he's licking my face. He'll also hum (not growl), when I'm zealously kissing the side of his face. He's a lovey dovey.

When my cow diary allergy really made its presence known, I lost my voice for weeks & had incredible throat pain. Doctors don't think about this other stuff. Luckily I saw my allergist who used to be an ENT. Hot water with honey and lemon and over the counter throat spray. Gargle with warm salt water twice a day. …

I will never forget the horror of this story! I feel so badly for the women who had to endure such brutality.

El Paso also voted for Obama.

Beer & BBQ.

Adorable!

I need to get a brain scrub after reading that. I hope I have enough vodka at home.

I made it to bed early but was afraid to get up this morning and turn on the news. Literally frightened! I was happy with the outcome however.