That just turned a crappy day into a fantastic one. Thanks Elvis & Elmo. You are a perfect pair.

At least he gave it a full 30 minutes before he decided.

Yeh, I know you're right, but you just kinda want these people to understand what they've done to someone else sometimes.

The sexiest costume I've ever done was dressing as Karen from Will and Grace. I wasn't really trying to be sexy but had stuffed a bra & think it looked pretty hot. The general public didn't know who I was, but the gay bouncers at the gay bars knew & we got to jump the line. I lost my prop martinin glass at some…

I expect they may experience some rape while in prison. One can only hope.

If it makes you feel odd, see a dermatologist. I'd bet they can do something, freeze it or cut it off like they would with a mole. A lot safer & less painful. Otherwise celebrate it! You are wonderfully unique.

I've heard several stories of women on the pill, meet & marry, goes off the pill so she can get pregnant, learns that her husband gives her the icks, divorces before or after child. It's all in the chemistry.

Tilda, these are the types of things we never say outloud.

Some people seem to need the drama in their life. It gets old on the friend's side.

They may get you back one day. That dog peeing on your leg at the park? He knows!

And I totally agree. I don't eat mamels at all because I think of them as special creatures, and dogs are even more unique, because they relate to us on a spiritual level.

Sometimes, it's like their are just letting them live in their house & eat their food. No parenting going on.

My take away from this is that you have a Husband & a Boyfriend.

I laughed so hard.

That works for me at the dog park.

My Mom has gotten that way too. Going on for long periods about one of their friends kids that I don't know (and probably already heard this story the last 2 weeks in a row). If the conversation has gotten close to an hour I say something like, so & so is coming over and I need to tidy up, or oh, I forgot to eat…

But I so prefer savory to sweet, so that may be a part of it.

I'm a cook. I make great pasta dishes & fish & vegetarian meals. Often simple combinations, but tasty. I've stretched those skills with a supper club & "cook here and now"group to make something new based on a theme or what is available local & organic. I do pretty well at those things. I have baked on occasion,…

I have a AKC dog as well & I researched the breeder & visited 5 times. That said, I can tell you that breeders can pass on litter paperwork that is not exactly factual. If they have several dogs, they can substitue another dog as the dame or sire. Without DNA tests, there's no real way to know. AKC may provide…

Petfinder is the way to go. There may also be some recue groups in your area that don't list on Petfinder, so be sure to google them. I've been told there are 90 rescue groups in my area.