"Technically, it's 'Accidents while naked.'" —Florida Man

They're prosthetics of some sort.

Yeah, this situation was horrific but the mental toll of daily microaggressions and casual racism in the workplace is pretty awful too. Probably much harder to prove too. :(

He's so . . . . . eeeeewwwwwww. Like, full-body ick.

Let's all agree that the handkerchief bandana top thing does NOT need to come back.

I am all for throwing a denim jacket on over your sundress or whatever but I mean come on. This is not the place.

My condolences to the Italian widows. The war has been long, but it is almost over.

They are the WORST. I cannot think of a time that I have seen them on a red carpet and not immediately rolled my eyes so far back I saw my soul. You are not being "edgy" by repeatedly wearing black potato sacks and pouts. Also, "Designer of the Year"? What in the why

Holy hell - what a hot couple they'd make!

This eye color is fabulous with her skin tone.

Proof tea-length is a really freaking horrible length for most women.

Yes, and WHY? They seem very into fashion, but are most comfortable presenting themselves in shapeless sacks. They always look so miserable.

Oh for fuck's sake.

They say, "You are what you eat." Therefore, I would like to formally announce: I would like to feast upon Rihanna's flawless, creamy, golden toned skin in the mere hopes that it will manifest itself upon my being.

Thank you.

So sick of this "look" on them. Hideous. Fashion icons? They've been doing the same goddamn thing for YEARS.

This is like a crazy 60s maternity dress.

So much wrong with this outfit...

I just.....no. It looks like someone just forgot to cut off that extra fabric. Unless those things have openings to hold bags of Cheetoh's or Bugles (Original flavor only), what are they even doing there? Her face also looks washed out; should have at least gone with a dark lip or something. She's way too stylish to…

You say "lace peplum" I say "booby waterfalls"

What. The. Fuck. Is. This.