I lost my doggie soul mate last August and I honestly don't know if I'll ever be ready for another. Poor Miley. :(

Everyone is different, of course, but when my last dog died I couldn't get another soon enough. It wasn't a "replacement" per se - it was just that a new puppy makes me happier than anything in the universe, and I had been so sad.

Tongue-kissing? Is that one of those crazy fads that all the young whippersnappers are into nowadays, like butt-chugging and Smartie-snorting?

Doesn't Nickelodeon have some weird-ass policy of canceling shows relatively early in their runs no matter how well they're doing, because it's cheaper for the network somehow? That and Ariana Grande's singing career might have had a lot to do with the cancellation too.

Poor Miley, that's the fucking worst.

The lack of family support just makes me feel even worse for her. By all accounts she is a nice person.

Actually that's not entirely true. His ex-wives certainly. But the daughters had mixed reactions at least initially. And Denny Doherty talked about this to his daughter long BEFORE she ever went public. In fact, he was dead by then. With the huge ick factor I cannot believe she'd make that up. Also since it happened…

"Any which way, it's a black guy" LOL

Rashida Jones's advice will consist of telling women not to dress like whores if they want ~real, good men to take them seriously as girlfriends/wives/mothers of their children.

Poor UN. FORTUNATE. SOOOUUULLLS!

Kris and Bruce Jenner?

My dog is a jovial pooper. He gets this delighted expression on his face (eyes closed, smiling face) as he relieves himself. When he's done he kicks the grass with frantic abandon then leaps into the air and runs back to house (with me in tow). He looks like he's laughing with genuine joy.

Mine happened when I was 14 or so, riding the last BART home from a date with my boyfriend who lived in San Francisco (I lived in Berkeley).
I got on the train at Civic Center station, as usual, and by the time we were going under the bay there was only one other person in the car with me, a 30-something woman rubbing…

Please tell me this is true so I can pee myself.