My Jace (RIP), really liked to poop and pee on ivy. Then he would wipe his feet with a look of absolute GLEE on his face.

He doesn't sound too bright. Glad you're okay.

Well that's fucking creepy. Thanks, Dad!

LITERAL back-alley abortions.

Very sweet. I lost my first dog ever, this year, as well. Sorry for your loss, but happy to hear your story.

The Posers you describe sound like something some people see that they call "Shadow People." I think they are usually two-dimensional and often wearing old-timey clothes, such as top hats.

Me, too.

That was one of my favorites, too! He kept yelling to his wife in the kitchen, but then it turns our there is no wife in the kitchen. I thought it was in like Bulgaria or something?

I also really liked the one where after moving out of an apartment where she had some very specific paranormal experiences and then she attends a party and over hears a guys describing her same experiences! Turns out he had lived in the same apartment and the same creepy things had happened to him.

Have been waiting for this thread! It is the reason I made an account, two years ago. I read almost all the stories last year. My favorites were the one with the new mom, living in a new house that had just been built. I think it took place in Texas? The one with Donald Duck in the forest and the one where the woman…

They don't even go to school.

These weren't the BEST I've ever seen, but still all 100% cute. Let's be honest though, all that first dog was saying was "squeak squeak squeak." The one with the cookie made me LOL.

Re: Summer of Sam

I love the movie the shining and so does my mom. Neither of us has read the book, though. I don't really buy what he's saying about Wendy because she stands up to her husband, doesn't she? The scene with the bat is my mom's favorite part.

It confuses me.

I had to unlike him on Facebook because he just. posts. so. much. stuff.

Oh, now I see it. You are right.

Am I the only one who thinks that that could not possibly be Robin Thicke's hand in the photo? His arm would have to be like 5 feet long and twisted in some weird way. Plus, he would need to have two left hands!

That's what I'm thinking. Probably has nothing to do with tobacco.

I know she killed a lady with her car, but I fucking love Cinderella with her in it.