You could start by seeing your general practitioner and asking for her/his recommendations. Moving on/recovering from relationships is probably a common theme for many people seeking therapy, so maybe you could look for someone who specializes in that.

Dear gawd, please tell me you need taste testers!!!!

It's on campus housing, so there are some kind of RAs or something right? Honestly, just tell on them. You live at school, you should be able to make school a priority.

Act like you don't care, makes her look silly. If your friends bring it up you can be honest that you are hurt, but bringing it up yourself might not be very flattering.

Not advocating the use of "funner," however I have heard it was added to the dictionary.

I think some people skip out on the backs of the thighs. I don't think the "joke" had that much thought in it, though.

And if she wants to be bitchy back she can be all like "Oh it's so noble how mothers are willing to sacrifice their careers yadda yadda I would just feel like I was falling behind my co-workers. yadda yadda."

Aw, I'm sorry for your loss. Hamsters are serious escape artists and it sounds like you did what you could.

Yikes, that sucks. Do less-ripe bananas have more fiber? They are firmer...or is it some other aspect of their unripenedness that makes them difficult?

I don't think black would clash, and if your pants cover them then they don't even get the chance to clash.

I seeeeeee.

I just ate a banana on a nearly empty stomach. Now my stomach hurrrtsss. My mom said bananas when you haven't eaten do that sometimes. I have never heard such a thing. Anyone ever heard of or experienced this? I am eating quesadillas because maybe I'm just really hungry???

Not sure, but at least it's not the other way around (happy to meet your friends, won't let you meet his).

OMG Japanese dollar/cheap stores are awesome they have so much cute stationary, gift wrap, and house/storage supplies!

The Yellow TV Remote? I like The Raspberry Agenda.

"Now everybody take some rubbers."

Before I got an Easy Bake Oven, my parents bought me a similar product that you put into the microwave. It melted when we tried it out, and we found out shortly after that they were being recalled. If it takes a microwave to make it work, what's the point anyway?

I have often said to myself (and sometimes to my unfortunate roommates) "If only my computer could feed me..." because honestly, it fulfills nearly all my other needs.

Aside from incest, there are many other kinds of abuse that a young girl might be receiving at home. Also, what if her parents are Catholic (or something)? Would you really want your parents to know you did what they see as killing a baby?

I don't understand them. They are like the clown-shoes of nails. They look so goofy and ...ugh wtf. Do people actually think that looks good?