In actual words: Hideo Kojima

For real, there’s no spoilers, watch the trailers.

I think the light was a warning that the things are coming not a light source. And it sounded like it wasn’t really noise per se that was the issue, bur rather signs of life, like breathing.

You can go ahead and watch the trailers, because they are surreal sci-fi nightmare short films that in no way give you any idea of what the story or gameplay are about at all. These things are pure distilled WTF?!

Todd Vanderwerff and Sonia Saraiya were largely responsible for the Lena Dunham fandom on this website, fawning over her, come hell or high water. But I totally digress here...

I’m still laughing like crazy at the fact that I have just seen a baby give me a thumbs up from Norman Reedus’ throat. That is the single most Kojima thing to ever exist, and I am better for having witnessed it.

Don’t forget Mads!

This game pisses me off because I don’t want to shell out $400 for a Playstation but clearly I’m going to have to.

IS he an actor? Maybe it's just that English isn't his native language, but he's a real weak spot for me.

Yeah, I don't get why would anyone dislike him. Is it personal? Is it because of his roles? Did he do something sh*tty that I don't know?

that mole is so distracting, and it's not even real, they added it for the show

I just wish he would brush off that mini Oreo on his cheek.

The outfits on this show are amazing. I never thought I wanted to dress like a pope before. I just wish the ladies got to wear cool shit, too.

busts out his papal tracksuit, one of the best outfits from this show

He's perfect for it, though. I've seen most of his films and this is probably the best part he's ever had.

I doubt we'll ever see a Pope and a kangaroo on screen together ever again, let alone him opening a cage and releasing it.
I can tell you that's no small feat.
A kangaroo can mess someone up if it wants to.
Just search that on YouTube if you need convincing.

Yeah, he's really good in this. Pius is a rolling mass of contradictions and tonal shifts, much like the show he stars in, and Jude Law rolls with it, the snarkiness, the anger, the emotional turmoil, the faith, the nihilistic doubt, etc. It's good work.

I loved Lenny comparing himself not only to Banksy but also Daft Punk, Salinger and Kubrick

This is the weirdest soap opera ever.