Clearly, he must now perform his entrance music “Theme From ‘John Cena’ (John Cena Sucks)” on the piano as he and the piano are wheeled to the ring before a match.

It is a joke, you’re just not in on it. Even though you made it.

How can you not point out that she’s Korra you plebe? )-:

I see it as another version of the interrogation Angela underwent at the end of last season which also Blade Runner-influenced.

Yeah, it’s not like any Russians tried to meet up with Trump’s son for the sake of collusion or anything. And it’s even more not the case that he responded to the offer... in writing... saying how much he wanted collude with them. And it’s not the case most of all that his Attorney General had to recuse himself…

Good thing we didn’t put someone like her in charge, she might have appointed Goldman Sachs people to her CABINET! Can you imagine?

Trump has repeated the falsehood that American missile defenses are capable of shooting down whatever North Korea could ever hope to launch. If he truly believes this, he’s capable of anything

It’s like the Great Recession in that none of the people responsible for it will ever go to jail.

Eating your cake and having it too just means you get to eat TWO CAKES, chum!

I buy that a lot of people knew Harvey was a scumbag without knowing that his scumbaggery went as far as criminality and assault. Like, when Seth McFarlane made those Academy Award jokes everyone is pointing to, I doubt the subtext was, “hey, Harvey basically rapes a ton of these actresses, isn’t that hilarious?” I…

Luke is 1-1 in lightsaber fights that we know about. Just two fights. In the decades since, he couldn’t have been involved in many (if any) real fights. How good of a swordsman could the dude really be?

I blame Ghost In The Shell partially for the box office performance. Superficially, they look like the same thing and I’m sure a lot of people were like, “oh no, not one of these again.” 2049 is the electric sheep that GITS2017 dreams of being.

Leto was great. People who are acting like he’s awful this time are just determined to hate him. He’s a weird guy with weird mail. Who cares? I’m not on his mailing list. This was a good performance.

The movie does have a moderate Francophile bent due to (I assume) the director. Maybe it’s no more complicated than that.

You choo-choo-choose to be completely wrong!

“Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.”

It is a damn good impression. SO good that I just can’t bear to watch. It’s like, don’t I get enough of this during the day?

I’ve always suspected I’m a huge nobody. I even pressed his little star thing, whatever the fuck that is!

That isn’t the impression I got from the involved parties’ (admittedly vague) comments about a proposed threequel. It seemed like the main stumbling block was some issue Mike Mignola had with the films’ approach, either in the earlier entries or in how they’d do a third one. He, Perlman and Del Toro sat down to…

Graham-Cassidy repeals enough of the bill for “repeal” to be an apt description of it. Extremists tend to think of it as not a repeal, but when the legislation in question allows states to opt out of preexisting conditions protections, does away with Essential Health Benefits as a legal standard of care and phases out…