Flossing is for libcuck Occupy Black Matters supporters! Hillary has invested heavily in all the top flossing companies. Fucking Kenyan socialists trying to make Americans brush, WELL I'LL BRUSH YOU!!!!

"Chemical Reward" sounds like a terrible band's worst album. Don't drink it!

Even that perversion is too ordinary for Lynch, there's gotta be another wrinkle.

Not to get off on a tangent, but I'd argue that Trek has been a series most eager to preserve the status quo, at least since TNG. Each TV series since then hasn't rocked the boat too much in terms of form and storytelling. Technological advances are incorporated, but show the Discovery teaser to someone who has only…

With the Lucy/Andy stuff, he's either giving a middle finger to fans of them, or he's completely lost the ability to communicate that kind of comedy.

I hope Mike isn't confined to the Black Lodge all season. That actor gave tremendous performances last time around, and if he can still bring it, I hope he's given a chance to emote.

To understand Twin Peaks fans' misgivings, think of your favorite character on a show you actually do like, then imagine that character stripped of all personality, staring blankly into space for… seven episodes. And counting. Jesse Pinkman is back, but he doesn't say "bitch" anymore. He doesn't say much of anything,…

"Come on folks, we've got a dead air quota to fill and there hasn't been nearly enough of it this episode! Quick, somebody give that chap a broom and let's roll camera!"

I'll not have you defame Bumblebee like that.

"You don't have to be a pedantic asshole about it."

Seems to be modeled after the Dylan song "Who Killed Davey Moore?"

Unlike Trump, McConnell definitely knows the implications of every shitty move he makes, but does them anyway. Trump's evil is impulsive, Mitch's evil is studied.

I'd just like to take this opportunity to point out that "latinx" as word is so fucking stupid. It sounds like an old school X-Men faction that nobody likes to mention anymore.

Especially when he's likely enough to drop dead without anybody's help.

Snowflakes: the only white things a Trump supporter will ever criticize.

::promptly inspects his frozen pizza for clues about Hillary::

Before the film's opening weekend has come and gone, articles like this are bullshit. I get that the internet has wanted to celebrate the franchise's death for a decade, but you're seriously jumping the gun. You'll be raging impotently at this series for years to come.

It's also an extraordinarily shitty animated movie that is defended today by those with the thickest of nostalgia goggles. Michael Bay couldn't make a worse movie than that if he actively tried.

Well I hope that stunt man thanked him for the honor!

"These are the voyages of the starship Discovery. It's four month mission: to get you to appreciate JJ Abrams, ya damn ingrates."