I love that this fucker starts out slamming "globalists" then goes on to exalt the fact that "certain people at a certain stature play by different rules".

This season, I find myself thinking a lot about what it's like to be the Night King, specifically his relationship to the undead. In my head cannon, he's like the most powerful Warg ever, but he can also Warg the dead. I assumed he has the ability to basically possess his slaves, to see through their undead eyes, but…

There's no level of familial relations that could keep me away from Emilia Clarke. It's the restraining order that does that.

And I'm 100% sure that nothing could possibly happen in the next seven episodes to justify it.

Surely the Night King will bring him back!

Probably thinks all the naked women on the show are pretty dumb too

but my song is of ice and Firefox…

Joyn

The dude who's lost every single fight we've seen him in? Unless you're talking about his magic dick, then maybe…

Another reminder that the only reason the internet ever elevates anybody is to eventually tear them down.

It doesn't discriminate between rich and poor, but it tends to manifest in the rich in particularly flamboyant ways. Like saying your divorce gave you PTSD.

What in God's name kind of Freudian slip is THIS?

I can't imagine how bored Campbell must be watching these movies at this point.

It's Tiny Cruuuuuuuuuuz!

I've never understood this logic that not watching a show is some kind of way to punish its fan base. Or that the behavior of fan bases should dictate what I watch. It's all very high school.

You've totally blown the lid off the myth that McDonald's sauces are good for you.

I'm against giving Kruger anything close to an upscale occupation. He should be a grungy loser who could never hold down a job.

Surely ICP can enlist some of their wrestling friends to help keep the peace, no? Reform the Oddities to bust some Nazi heads if need be.

Oppression isn't a contest. If you want to start the "truly oppressed" game, no one in the United States should prioritize their rights over what's going on in the rest of the world. Besides, it seems like this event will likely serve as a stepping stone to whatever causes you think are more worthy. Getting involved…

It's only polite. Blasting the crowd with sugar soda will just result in a sticky night for all (in a bad way).