I myself crave more of the bad pussy.

Okay, I think I'm going to have to ask for your manager now.

All those fancy accolades never taught you how to get an avatar, did they? You look like a men's room door!

A Republican administration, on the other hand, would have found the possibility of public protest so disturbing that they would have no-showed the entire ceremony and just mailed out diplomas.

You don't get to pull the "real cinema" card when it's used to defend the makers of The effin' Lego Movie. You really wanna get into a discussion about "corporate cash machines" in that context?

People keep mentioning Trevorrow, but I'd be really surprised to see him take over. If this "troubled" production crashes and burns, it would really hobble him going into Episode IX. I'll take a shot in the dark and say Tim Miller picks up the pieces.

Hidden Fortress is a big pile of nothing and the only reason anybody remembers it is because of Lucas. There, I said it!

Just give it back to George already. He can Special Edition this movie before it's released!

"But who will be the Buckethead of right wing douchebags!?"

I'm starting to suspect you sound like Mickey Mouse when you speak.

Woody Allen just cast him as his surrogate character in the next movie.

"you" defined here as "taste and decency".

We're gonna send Ice-T to scold you for an hour if you keep talking like that.

You can't trademark a common word like that. You would have to at least replace the "i" with a "y" like everybody else does in such situations.

I'm rewatching all four of them leading up to the new one… seriously! I don't care if the internet doesn't like me. These movies are a fucking delight, even when they don't work… hell, especially when they don't work. One of them has a Leonard Nimoy robot, you heartless fucks!

A person who was truly skeptical of the media wouldn't rush to prostrate themself in front of it so pathetically, you wannabe North Korean. Just because your calf is made of tin foil instead of gold doesn't make you any more righteous.

Supporters of this tinfoilery make it their life's mission to harass the parents of dead children. Fuck anybody who enables that.

Nobody gave a shit about Jones during the Clinton administration. And "libertarian" is what you call Republicans who like leather jackets and dark sunglasses.

If W. were competent enough to pull off something like that, he wouldn't be W.

Impressive in the same way Charles Manson's accomplishments are impressive.