The new costume is great! Was surprised how shabby 2017 Barry's looks next to it. Hope the change comes soon. If he gets it before Iris's death, that would also answer your question.

If I were The Flash, I'd be constantly stealing sammiches. Not proud to admit it, but it's true. Would only take, like, three seconds.

People with the most kids tend to have genes which should be propagated the least.

But is it a lossless bag of chips? If my Doritos can't play FLAC, why even bother?

"Ralph II: The Wreckoning"

Not found in Alex Jones' man manual: the recognition that "manhood" requires temperance in any circumstance. What all this nonsense boils down to is his belief that the ultimate man indulges himself at every opportunity to the absolute fullest. Restraint is for those too weak to impose their will upon others. I wonder…

Elliot's mom sure thought so. It's probably why daddy left.

My guess is that the portal guard actually figures into events leading to the loss of Jack's sword. He seems pretty certain that the gateways are all destroyed, after all — if Jack couldn't defeat the guy, perhaps Aku could. That doesn't neccesarily mean that the guard's vision is untrue. He only saw what Jack would…

Yeah, so sad to see Cameron go down as a penniless failure, right?

Y'know, the plot does have similarities to those movies! I don't know why people never mention that. Also, have you noticed that the characters are blue like Smurfs are blue? Because they are.

I do. Given that we don't even know exactly what the films are, it is today tough to get excited about what will be on screen, but I'm fine with that. Avatar was the rare modern blockbuster that was a self-contained story; there was no post-credits scene outlining the next three years of films, so the future of it is…

I'll consider the criticisms of Maher a lot more seriously if/when the mainstream American Left actually grows some balls. Until then, I appreciate Maher's fighting spirit. Like Elizabeth Warren, at least he comes across as someone with blood flowing through his veins, a person who actually gives a shit. Those who…

Is this like a Norma/Norman Bates type of thing?

There aren't enough newswires in the world to get the "Fuck Bill O'Reilly" out of my system.

It's just objectively false to say that Maher doesn't have a background in what you consider to be legitimate (non-political?) comedy — his standup career goes back to 1979 and the Catch a Rising Star clubs, which launched the careers of seemingly every major comedy star up to about 2000. When he started Politically…

The extended cut of Five Armies is actually rated R (!) because Jackson put a ton of lovingly conceived gore back into the movie, exploding bodies left and right with tremendous glee. The Dead Alive guy is definitely still in there.

"I thought America was already great? Now we're living in a dystopia?"

I get the feeling that you somehow understand less of what you're saying than I do.

Fargo's flirtations with sci-fi remain fascinating (I even think I saw last season's UFO on a television set). I hope the show continues to embrace it. By season five, I want to see Lou Solverson III investigating the cyborg mayor's murder in a Blade Runner-esque Minnesota.

A review and a whole comments section acting like Winstead's ass isn't what we really wanna talk about. Well I see through all of you!