He played "Maurice LeFay". The actor's name should be the character's name and vice versa.

Trump's gonna need a new remote after all that rewinding.

Elizabeth's make-up, while less extensive, is pretty impressive too. She looks a lot younger. The obligatory bare ass shot gives away the fact that it's her, though.

"Nah man, you need to chill out."
-Admiral Ackbar

I don't know about that, I think it was written pretty well.

That's a show that definitely should have said "fuck you" to historical accuracy and just done right by its characters instead.

Read in Michael Richard's voice.

Well this guy sure ain't no Ron Simmons, I'll tell ya that much.

If that's what the average soccer mom looks like, the sport is a lot more exciting than I ever knew…

I wonder how much money there is in releasing the original cuts, actually. I honestly don't know. Perhaps the powers-that-be ran the numbers and what they found wasn't exciting enough to make it a priority. After all, if Geek Internet dictated how the big dollars flowed, there wouldn't be a Transformers Five…

The blocks getting squished made them look strangely delicious to me. Maybe I get why babies want to eat them now.

…after coming home from the theater with your Daisy Ridley commemorative drink cup!

I'm so not cool that I don't even know what that is! I win!

See you in December!

If the worst movie you've ever seen in theaters is a popcorn blockbuster, you really need to see more movies… especially if you consider yourself a film critic. I mean, check out one film festival (pretty much any of them) and you'll see stuff that will obliterate your belief that Zach Snyder is as bad as it gets.

Ah, the days when Sega vs. Nintendo was more than just an option on Super Smash Bros.…

So you're asking me what my favorite Christopher Lee movie is, then?

Elf (movies) on the shelf

He didn't squander anything, the issue has been misrepresented by those who don't know how financing works (or are eager to see CK taken down a peg). He went into "debt" the same way every enterprise like this does before people start paying for it:

Braces needs Lisa more than Lisa needs braces.