Stephen King and L. Ron Hubbard: exactly the same!

Kubrick isn't at all opposed to happy endings. His final film ends with the happiest ending of all: 1999 Nicole Kidman declaring that she needs to fuck as soon as possible.

Let it go, Stephen.

Pretty soon, people who have been complaining about The Phantom Menace since its release will have been doing so online for twenty years. To carry burning hatred that long, you've usually gotta be a Chan-wook Park character.

Even as a Sanders voter, I think there are credible arguments to made against the guy. He was the best choice last time, but he wouldn't neccesarily be the best choice every time. Even so, Barsanti's implication that the big problem with Sanders is that he's not liberal enough is fucking ridiculous.

Surely there must be a happy median between "Japanese crowd" and "fuck the in-ring action, there's a beach ball". Wrestling crowds that give a shit about wrestling would be my ideal.

I don't think I'm down with non-Jedi (or even Sith) being Force Ghosts. No wonder Luke fucked off to his little island if he constantly has everyone appearing to him after they die.

You ain't nobody in this town unless bradley's heard of ya!

I think this whole thing ends with Johnson starring in the next Riddick movie and finally making it a financially successful franchise. Seems like the ultimate revenge.

Zombies' ability to survive outside the Earth is actually a really interesting question. They don't seem to breath and can continue to thrive even in the worst environments. If you dumped a bunch of them on the Moon, how long would they be walking around?

He may back as soon as Barry's upcoming trip to the future.

Even then, there will somehow still be people on AVClub whining about how anticlimactic the ending was.

TWD isn't even the boringest show in the Walking Dead universe, let alone on all of television.

I find Jadis strangely alluring, even though she's kinda funny looking. But then I Googled her actress, Pollyanna McIntosh, and found out she's not so funny looking after all. Quite the opposite. Her name is funny looking, though.

You guessed wrong! Besides, Character X is Showtime IP.

Because if there's anybody willing to stand up to widespread child abuse, it's the Catholic Church!

Covered up… with your choice of any three toppings!

Top three Great Old Ones:
1.) Cynothoglys
2.) Aphoom-Zhah
3.) They

*The BET Awards glances around nervously, sinks down in its seat*

Ain't no jokes getting through these crossed arms!