Even as a huge Wachowski fan in general, I can't sign onto the "never boring" part when it comes to Jupiter Ascending. Huge chunks of that film are just Mila Kunis listening to sci-fi exposition. They have these info dump monologues over and over again to an extent that's almost Hubbard-esque.

I'm willing to bet CK matches up with, like, 95% of your political views. I know: it's not good enough. Listening to comedians who have the exact same politics and life experiences is the only way to go!

Not at all the only one. I'm really surprised to see how naive a lot of people are being about the match. They seem to legitimately think Taker couldn't get to his feet (or even sit up!) in the final stretch rather than, y'know… telling a story. I honestly don't know how that flew over so many heads. It was a…

I'm surprised to see so many people buying into the second half of Taker/Reigns as Taker "literally running out of juice" and whatnot. I have no doubt Taker was feeling like shit, but the match was worked the way it was to tell a story… some even seem to think that the failed sit-up was a legitimate moment! In the…

Before the newest Jack could air
Adult Swim tore open a portal in time and flung it into the future
Where scheduled programming is law
Now the fool seeks to return to his time slot
And undo the preemption which is not cool

Yeah, hiring Brian Williams is exactly the same as spending vasts amounts of money to cover for a sexual predator. The fact that you have to reach outside of news networks to come up with something even remotely comparable (David Letterman, an example that still isn't at all fair) says a lot I think.

It used to be that ALL my geeky interests had guys like this hovering around at the margins, trying to make you feel bad for enjoying something. In the time since though, stuff like Fantasy and comics have been embraced by the mainstream, meaning these type of "I don't know anything about your thing but I HATE it!"…

Yeah, no offense to these guys, but calling them the "staff’s two biggest wrestling enthusiasts" is bullshit. Maybe they're as big an enthusiast as LaToya, but that's as good as it gets. Hope to see her covering the action on Sunday.

Lesnar going over is most likely, but I wouldn't say there's no way Goldberg wins. If he does, I could see some Authority shenanigans going down the next night on Raw, or perhaps even during Wrestlemania itself. Maybe Lesnar "injures" Goldberg to the extent that he's not able to compete, but HHH makes him anyway.…

Welcome To The NHK? Though, maybe there's a movie there if you make it about 4chaners. "From Pepe to Productive Member of Society!"

As someone who actually appreciates the Star Wars Prequels, I imagine JA is what almost everyone else sees when they watch those movies.

Nah, I think it was an intentional brush-off to all the hand-wringing about her.

"If you can't appreciate the medium the story was originally told in…"

There's no U.S., but not because it was nuked or something — it was just replaced. If Japan is a world leader, a more diverse population resulting from that would make sense.

"Affleck, Woody, Polanski" are three WILDLY different circumstances. As far as Parker goes, Polanski is the most comparable because there are court documents and basically zero ambiguity about the events. But in general, the way the internet lumps names like these together is brainless and reductive.

Kevin Nash teaches Vin the secret of the Jackknife Powerbomb… from one Diesel to another!

How quickly people forget the epic Rowan/Rock contest (Once In A Lifetime). Just test him, Diesel! You too shall meet the same end!

Example #4,567,889 that the "Both parties are exactly the same!" meme is bullshit.

You just worked yourself into a shoot, brother!

The Talkboy may have actually been my favorite toy as a child. It didn't do much — record and either speed up or slow down recordings — but I adored the thing. Part of it was the quite perfect design; you could operate it all with one hand and the device was just fun to grasp, somehow. In the stone age of computers,…