"Hey man, I wanna make a GIF about that Jif peanut butter jar."
"What now? You want to make a jiff about a jiff?"
"yeah, I'm totally gonna take that Jif and make a GIF out of it."
"Huh? Isn't the Jif already Jif?"

No good will come of this? That seems hyperbolic. Whatever one thinks about the larger issue, some good will result. The worst people on the internet will think twice about trying to harm/murder those who are known epileptics. That's good, right?

So did she put the raccoon eyes up her vaginer or what?

"Now, say my name."
"Nostril Eyes Heisenberg."
"You're goddamn right."

Without television standards, Martin's character definitely would have cursed a lot more and Roz would surely have had her fair share of nude scenes.

It's like you bludgeoned common sense to death with a thesaurus.

Also a bus, because the champ got stuck in its door and submitted

I find the prospect of Lesnar/Goldberg very fascinating. Lesnar's almost certainly going over, but how they get there is the big question mark. I don't think they can get away with (or even really desire) having a non-match again. I honestly don't know how they'll handle it, and it'll be fun to find out, in a…

Against all common sense, this episode actually had me questioning if the rest of the series was going to feature Jack as a ghost or something.

"so short of removing Aku's dialogue or just repurposing old lines…"

I was similarly aghast at first, but watching it a second time I found his performance surprisingly agreeable. It's kinda funny how many curve balls the production threw Baldwin, if this was his first full scene. He not only has to figure out how to approach Aku, who is acting somewhat out of character… but on top of…

My retcon retcon: the Bounty Hunters fight was so swift that Jack didn't even know they were mortals.

This episode definitely set me at ease regarding composer Brian Tyler. If you didn't know, Tyler replaces James L. Venable, who scored every episode of the original series. Switching out that crucial element made me nervous, but I needn't have worried. Lesser composers might have thrown out the musical identity of the…

Would love to see him help Jack rediscover himself, as he did once before.

And it's also worth noting that, much like Jack, Aku has lost his mojo to an extent. I'd put money on both of them regaining their spirit the closer they get to one another.

When megalomania achieves a certain level of power, evil and goofiness are surprisingly compatible. There are plenty of historic parallels one can point to… and also more recent ones.

If anything, blockbuster films today have the opposite problem. The "strike while the iron is hot" mentality leads to rushed productions that are often compromised to meet a release date. Whatever the Avatar sequel(s) turn out to be, I'm looking forward to someone releasing a movie like this when they think it's…

Of all the lies of minnelli, this is perhaps the biggest!

Counterpoint: yes it is.

A woman who has a whole tower's worth of secret service and private security, at great extraneous expense to the taxpayer, doesn't need "the left" to defend her. If Bow Wow's pimp hand gets too ambitious, they can probably handle it.