Did too.

You mean… like the president?

"You are the dead."
-Westinghouse 600 Watt Counter Top Rotary Microwave Oven

Y… you're gonna rape that throne, aren't you?

C-List Superman baddie Bloodsport seems to be a more appropriate mascot for said knobs. He was also a black guy once, but I think they'd appreciate the white guy who took over the mantle.

I've never understood the Punisher fetish among military/law enforcement types. Sure, he's a badass with a big gun, I get that part of the appeal. But he's also a consummate loner who has no use for brotherhood or teamwork. He spits on the very concept of organized warfare and law enforcement. All these Service…

Nonsense, Mr. Spicer!

Boo-urns.

I'm OK with that as long as there's a spot early on where the other three women suplex/slam Jax and then she rolls to the outside for most of the rest of it.

What's more, this feud seems to position Reigns as the inheritor of Undertaker's throne (yard) which is just so laughable. Whatever you think of Reigns, he's certainly never going to be that, in the ring or backstage. Just another example of the company setting the guy up to fail by pushing him way too hard.

Doing "what?" chants and CM Punking the Cruiserweights is evidence enough that they're not as "smart" as they think they are.

A Bill Maher article without any hand-wringing about "platforms"? That's not the AVClub I know!

Cleanest version: it's the country accent Brian Cox sometimes employs… when he's fucking ladyboy prostitutes.

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"I can't believe the Special Edition changed it to Han shooting first."

What I'm having a hard time understanding is how this draws anybody to the site, even conceptually. How does making comments more of a pain in the ass help attract anyone?

Jesus Christ, just admit you fucked up, AVClub, and put things back the way they were.

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I'd actually love to see an episode where the team visits the Earth where Flash is a fictional TV show. It would be either the best or most cringey thing ever. Cisco sees a Trump campaign commercial and declares that yes, this IS the worst Earth they've yet discovered…

As long as this show features Cavanagh doing his Cavanagh thing, I'll always stick with it.