He has super metabolism, don't forget! Finishing off a whole pizza is nothing to him. This also probably means that I am a speedster.

"Condiment King travels back in time to abort Bruce Wayne in Batman's toughest challenge yet!"

"Do you bleed? You will."

I like it, the crisis of confidence provides him more of an arc. Giving him something to prove makes him more interesting.

"Before delivering a mixed bag with The Hobbit"

I dunno, Will Take-a-Shit is a pretty bad name.

The whole point is that Theoden's leadership is lacking, yes? "It was not Theoden of Rohan who led our people to victory."

If anything, I think it would be harder to deliver a performance like that while standing completely still.

A silent guardian, a watchful protector… reminding us to be forever skeptical about how much Hugh Jackman really moves around in the ADR booth when no one's looking.

After what the Wolverine franchise did to Deadpool in the first installment, Logan owed him one. Pretty surreal if you think about it. Here we are, all these years later, and now BOTH characters head successful franchises which may or may not result in a team up movie someday. Walking out of Origins, I can't say I…

Shoulda gone with DailyMotion, right?

Wade was hoping to score some points with his girlfriend.

Whale boners?

Conservatives tend to latch onto stuff like this in the most literal way possible. They'll be listening to "Another Brick In The Wall" and be fuming inside about their sixth grade English teacher.

That chair doesn't look at all comfortable, actually!

It takes place in the original universe, not the JJ ("Kelvin") timeline. The show is set ten years before the Kirk series.

"The people who died in those buildings — bad news folks, really bad — lotta people in those buildings. They're saying, like, twenty million people I think. Not as many as went to my inauguration, but still, a great big crowd going down in those towers."

What does Trump's campaign slogan have to do with this?

Well, their white hoods, at least.

I find that the strongest arguments for the electoral college tend to be "in theory", while the strongest arguments against it tend to be the news.