-I like the Prequels!
-I prefer the Special Editions! I don't give a shit who shot first!
-I rewatch the entire Bayformers saga before each new movie comes out!
-I thought Suicide Squad was a lot of fun!
-Resident Evil: The Final Chapter is one of my most anticipated films of 2017!
-I love Alien 3! And not even the…

I can't get behind this latter-day revisionism that George Lucas is actually the person least responsible for Star Wars. The internet has been trying to make that one fly for a while. Sure, the movie is a team effort like almost every one ever made, but… come on.

In Star Wars they're called "daggits"!

The election is over. You don't have to pretend to care about e-mail servers anymore.

Trump could fall into a wood chipper on live TV and the deplorables would STILL blame Black Lives Matter for icing the area in front of it. There's no scenario in which Trump's death does not become a conspiracy believed by 65% of Republicans.

Totally doesn't work for Empire.

1.) no it wasn't! 2.) a good composer never lets that stop him. Williams usually doesn't.

The Alien is also stabbed in the heart by his son, but that's because the son is eating its way out of papa's chest cavity. The chestburster represents both Kylo Ren and the lightsaber in this metaphor, you see…

I keep putting it off!

If you're implying that he's returning to these franchises solely because he has no other options, I don't think that's true at all. The success of The Martian alone would entitle him to say "fuck off, ya Xenos!" and do something different if he wanted to.

Man, I remember when the internet hated Tony. HATED him. Like Michael Bay-level bad vibes. But since the guy dropped dead we've been inching closer and closer to "misunderstood genius" canonization. It's interesting.

You'd be surprised. A blockbuster screenwriter doesn't neccesarily reign supreme even in the scripting of dialogue.

I don't know how one can gather that just from this trailer. Incoherent? We have no context for these scenes, there are a thousand ways they could come together coherently (or not). Mostly, I don't see how anyone can say this "looks" like anything one way or another. There's just not enough information to base an…

It does Lindelof a disservice to imply that he was the prime creative mover on Prometheus. That just isn't the case. Mostly, he was just a guy taking orders. Hey, Ridley thinks it would be great to have a kamikaze scene in the third act! Wait, why? How does that happen? I'm sure you can figure that out. Just so long…

So the title's fate will closely follow that of the nation it was based on, then?

Hear, hear. A lot of Williams' best Star Wars work is found in the Prequel Trilogy.

I love the fact that this sentence actually exists.

Not even close. I'd take Episode II over multiple blockbusters from even just this year.

All right, kid. But you'd better be right about this.

Man, I love K-2SO too, but he's not passive-aggressive ALL the time…