I think Weenie and The Butt are above this kind of event.

DELUSIONAL GIRL: We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses! Wicked, tricksy, false!
LENA: No. Not master.
DELUSIONAL GIRL: Yes, precious. False! They will cheat you, hurt you, lie!
LENA: Master's my friend!
DELUSIONAL GIRL: You don't have any friends. Nobody likes…

So the concept of your gimmick account is to create a persona so extreme and grating that it repels even other staunch pro-choice supporters? I think that's what you're going for, anyway.

A lot of the worst examples of policy might have also come about under those people, absolutely. As bad as those examples are, they might not be the worst things to happen under a Trump presidency. I don't see Cruz, Rubio, or Kasich perusing grudges the way Trump will, out of all sense of proportion. And they don't of…

Oh yes, no love for Reagan from me, he's awful. Still, even HE said to himself "holy shit, I should probably govern something before becoming leader of the free world, right?" Trump is the only one who has ever responded in the negative.

You forgot Mick Foley, Enzo Amore, Big Cass, and a ton of others.

Someone becoming President of the United States of America with zero political experience is an unprecedented aberration. Just because Trump's the "logical conclusion" of the nation's awfulness doesn't mean he represents a normal outcome. People always shout "Reagan, Reagan" when you start talking about this stuff,…

I wish we could get back to the pre-edgy version of Joker who beat sidekicks to death with a crowbar and got into all kinds of shenanigans with his own sliced-off face. More innocent times.

You know what else the "average person" doesn't have? An army of people like you reflexively trashing their opinions. Yes, celebrities get more attention and exposure than your sanctified gas station attendant, but they also get more scrutiny and grief because of it. Sure, you and some celebrity can post the exact…

I think "*sigh*" is even worse. I wish the internet in general would stop doing that. Even if your overall point is valid, starting out like that strikes the tone of condescending douche-baggery. "Oh lord, grant me the strength to rise from my fainting couch, so that I may adequately strike down this tomfoolery before…

If you base all your political opinions on anecdotal evidence relating to your immediate circle of friends, you have no grounds on which to accuse Sheen of being myopic. Besides, individual voters' political affiliations have nothing to do with whether or not Brexit is a "right wing thing". It certainly is, having…

Yeah, well, you don't have an avatar.

It doesn't help that Jones approaches 95% of the movie with the same goddamn expression. Or lack thereof.

Why you gotta be so wrong like that?

I got the impression that Rogue One mixed a tad too much bass into his voice or something — he sounds like pretty much the same ol' Vader on Rebels.

Losing by getting more votes, the most devastating loss of all!

I love that a comment like this comes from a disagreement over the political subtext of Angry Birds: The Movie.

Nazi types' continuing appropriation of Japanese culture is so bizarre to me. I know, Mr. Mustache said they were A-OK, but the whole thing seems off-message. What about racial superiority? Isn't importing Asian aesthetics a sign of… (gasp!) multiculturalism!?

It's so weird. But it's also very much a real phenomenon. Most of the "worshipers" probably engage Kek as an ironic thing, but some I am sure take it 100% seriously. They think they raised an ancient Egyptian god to make Trump president.

Between them and Trump, I'd bet on them having better health in four years. There's a reason Donny's medical records are such a big secret, one might assume.