Someone who doesn't watch wrestling actually watched The Marine!?

Even if the allegations against Affleck are 100% legit, boooyy howdy is there a grand canyon of difference between what he did and what Parker did.

For a second, I legitmately thought that was Danny DeVito in the screenshot.

Can't wait for the Noah/Bee/Colbert/Oliver team-up episodes!

"If you're so tolerant, how come you don't tolerate my intolerance? Who's the real bigot here?"

Five tomatoes at the grocery store. As long as we're talking in non-sequiturs.

We may be in for a second Kilborn-esque golden age yet!

Colbert was using "I don't see color" as a punchline ten fucking years ago!

The will of the people. It matters. The person who gets the most votes in an election deserves to lead the country. Anything else is madness.

Well, I guess it should come as no surprise that you have a myopic perspective on things.

A multi-billionaire assaulted me, I kept quiet for many many years because people like Simon Gallagher would drag my character through the mud if I told my story, but when my attacker tried to become the most powerful person on earth I thought it was my obligation to finally speak up and endure that.

Yeah, we sure dodged a bullet with Trump, huh? Had Hillary won the Electoral College, Goldman Sachs executives might be joining the administration right now! Imagine that!

Every single disgrace Trump inflicts upon this country really is going to be excused "because Clinton", huh?

Well I think we've found out new national anthem!

Too late.

Your use of commas, just like your opinion, is mistaken!

I'm hardly wasting any time on this rubbish.

Man, imagine if you were so secure in your own interests that you didn't have to lash out on the internet just to prove how form-fitting your big girl pants are? If you did that, we'd all be like, "oh man! She's so grown up! She doesn't have to insult people unprovoked on the internet, like teenagers do, because…

It's a fact that the marketing absolutely set out to deceive us about the extent of the "crossover". They really missed an opportunity to hook new viewers, because for those who don't follow Supergirl it was an absolute slog. Beyond Benoist's performance, nothing about the show seemed at all appealing.

Seeing the article and the secret room again made me oddly nostalgic. Memba evil wheelchair man? Ooh, I memba!