Ah, to live a life so charmed that revealing you slept with Princess Leia in her prime means it's a BAD day for you…

Secretary of Transportation MC Skat Kat will prove ALL you smug libs wrong!

I would disagree. With the exception of Benoist, every counterpart on Supergirl is a Diet Coke version of The Flash. Hey look, it's white/less funny/less witty Cisco!

I wasn't under the illusion that this was going to be a significant crossover, but still decided to watch just to give the show a chance and familiarize myself with the characters. I found it an absolute chore to stick with, and really had to will myself to make it to the end. I don't see myself ever returning to the…

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An Evangelion/Star Wars crossover branded bunker!? I'll take two!

This very election. After 2012, many Republicans called on the GOP to expand the demographic appeal of the party. Trump said "fuck that" and won on a platform of marginalization.

This will be true in a lot of circumstances, but I don't see how that fucking wall does not come back to haunt him. There's no way his people are letting that go.

I think the internet is assuming that Desplat was fired because he's TOO REAL and that Giacchino was brought on to be a corporate puppet of the man, man! I guess that's always a possibility, but it seems like a reductive conclusion. Desplat may have departed because the studio couldn't deal with his genius, but I bet…

Take away the novelty end credits music of "Can You Dig It" and Iron Man 3's score is as generic as any other Marvel film you could name. That track is a very entertaining gag, but its spirit has nothing to do with the rest of the score.

Dash is the BEST Star Wars character when I'm using him to carry out bizarre Wampa strategies on Hoth!

Conway got Comey to release the FBI letter?

SNL political sketches are now a Kobayashi Maru test. There's no way to encapsulate everything which needs to be said, and no matter what they do, people are gonna accuse them of being too flippant about one thing or another.

I bet she does. Wiig refusing to capitalize on her most prominent movie of the year seems more telling to me, though. Especially when most of the cast is right there.

How you know Ghostbusters 2 is truly dead: no sketch or even a mention of it this week. Three of the four principals are on the show and the movie might as well not even exist. They want to move on.

Simultaneously, the greatest hope AND the greatest fear about Trump is the fact that these fuckers are absolutely incompetent. I'm sure Bannon has a million Rove-esque schemes in his little stormtrooper head. Some of them will work, but Trump's bound to fuck up a lot of 'em, too.

Putin doesn't mollify the worst fundamentalists of his society because he's a devout believer who is on his knees praying every night. He does it because it's an easy way to consolidate power, and to appease those among his base who fervently do believe in such awful things.

Does… does she grab 'em by the dingus?

Yeah, Bernie might have lost, and then we'd have President Trump next year! So glad we didn't run him.

I'd love that. It ties into the nostalgia theme as well.