"This is exactly why Trump won the election!"
-Stupid person's retort to EVERY single criticism of Trump, from here until eternity

That metaphor's so tortured, it could be a prisoner in Donald Trump's America!

You're kidding yourself if you don't think the internet has real world implications these days. It's not like Trump's Alt. Right base has been meeting in Wal-Mart parking lots.

LOL ok

Leigh Brackett: Damn you…
Sam Loomis: I'm sorry.
Leigh Brackett: What have you done!?
Sam Loomis: I haven't done anything.
Leigh Brackett: YOU LET HIM OUT!
Sam Loomis: I didn't let him out. I gave orders for him to be restrained!

My erection hasn't been free in years, and it's certainly NEVER been fair.

They'll get it right next week.

It's telling that even you can't conceive of a gay, handicapped, immigrant person who is also Republican, masked man of whom I am skeptical.

This isn't the non-snarky answer you're looking for, but all this under the handle of "Zod" is fucking hilarious. Read it in a Shannon OR a Stamp voice, it's all good!

Well, I'm not going to hear a solution from you that involves ANY amount of personal responsibility, evolution, or empathy from Trump voters. No, it's everyone else who has to bend over to mollify them, everyone else who has to compromise their values to make society's worst instincts feel more acceptable, everyone…

Just so long as we make sure to blame everyone BUT the people who voted for this monster!

So two abortions you helped carry out that day, then? Busy busy.

The vaccines will finish them off. But I don't need to tell a Stein voter that!

A lot of pacemakers can bite the dust in four years. Enough to sway an election this close, certainly.

We did win them over. Hillary got more votes.

Yeah man, people who care about shit are just a bunch of conformists ::flips hair::

It's absolutely inaccurate that John Oliver goes after rural voters. He only ever punches up. I know you had to put something there to supposedly represent the mirror image of Trump, but it was a bad choice.

Framing South Park as an apolitical show is always wrongheaded, but
telling reviewers to leave politics out of THIS season is especially
brainless. The show is now explicitly about politics. Caffrey DID review the episode from an artistic point of view more than
a political one. What you're really whining about is…

I and I! An obscure, weird, and underrated work.

Movies and television had made it into a mockery long before that.