I hope he was unconscious when the result came in. Not even kidding.

He chucked that spear over the wall of Helm's Deep like a champ, that's for sure.

lol no. What significant "checks and balances" are on King Elessar by the end of that story? If Tolkien's thinking really was as you say, Aragorn would have dissolved Gondor's throne, not restored it to glory. Better than glory, actually — The Reunited Kingdom of Arnor and Gondor controls literally 90% of the map,…

Eagles are third party voters. Fuckers can't be bothered to make a meaningful move until it's over.

Just like that finale, though, it doesn't look like the maniac can sit on the throne for long, because the whole goddamn world is coming for that bitch.

Well it SHOULD be!

By making the guy with less votes the most powerful man in the world.

Insulting and belittling everything under the sun led Trump to success, so I very much plan to.

Because of my insurance situation, I very well may become bankrupt or even die because of Tuesday's outcome. So fuck off with your "dialing back".

Your right, he didn't hold political power! He didn't brag again and again in public about personally paying off scores of politicians… wait…

And the GAY FROGS! Though those two things may go together, I dunno.

I wonder if Trump also fails to consider the cost of employees and maintenance like this in his business dealings. It would explain a lot.

The Trump supporter is complaining about "ad hominem" attacks. Meanwhile, McDonald's thinks America's cholesterol is just outta control…

Trump "deals" with blue collar workers the way Bill Gates "deals" with computerphiles in their mothers' basements. Occasionally employing (and stiffing) small business owners who actually DO deal with said workers doesn't mean Trump's having beers with shitkickers after work. You (and plenty of others) have convinced…

I guess you guys couldn't live with yourselves without a regular rewriting of history. People were saying Trump should accept the results, because he… y'know, said he wasn't going to. Hillary conceded, without whining, or hold things up in court for two months, like your molesting messiah was planning to do.

Member when your member was so small that you voted for a Cheeto-dusted fascist who promised to give you noticeable genitalia? Member?

The biggest difference, out of a whole lot of big differences, between you and us is that we see Trump for what he is just a little bit earlier than you do. But don't worry. Before too long we'll all be on the same page.

Aronofsky's with JLaw? My man. Hooray for daddy issues.

I was REALLY hoping this is would feature a horrifying video of Brooks modifying the "Bitch" lyrics to be all about Hillary Clinton.

Not before Wednesday we can't.