"A CGI pet tiger, but really, we’re in the 'A for effort' territory now."

I think Miller's goal in life now is to look as much like a Frank Miller drawing as possible.

"One contract is for the Hell In A Cell match. The other is for a Bra and Panties match. Choose wisely, ladies."

Besides, treating Brock as a face for that night only wouldn't have hurt the feud AT ALL. Quite the opposite. Let Heyman go out there and freestyle on Goldberg like he's the heel. Minnesota would have eaten it up. They sure as hell wanted to. It would have only given the overall feud even more intensity.

He's got medical bills instead of the huge paydays he would have enjoyed even as a lackluster champion. So I'd say no.

Her reaction to Franken is much weirder than the Fallon defense. Al isn't allowed to criticize the show publicly; instead, he's expected to lodge his complaints to her personally, which I'm sure would be a completely cheery and comfortable conversation.

Maybe "legitimized" isn't the right word. "Humanized" might be better. Fallon made every effort to present Donald effin' Trump as a likable person. Either way, fuck 'em both.

It's a hundred floors of frights, they ain't all gonna be winners.

Three quarters of this comment section are standing above Tim Allen's corpse, 'cause they're a huge Buzz kill!

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It would be a step up for Hanks compared to his recent work. I say go for it!

Leslie Jones, to name one. As for the perpetrators being punished whatsoever, the possibility seems like a coin flip at best right now.

Presumably, the program documents laptop activity across the board. After all, if you can compromise the system enough to record the webcam, why stop there?

Somewhat. The media didn't dwell on it for too long, but I think most people are cognizant of the broad picture.

"Consent" is the big missing puzzle piece in your whole argument here. I know you think, according your puritanical world view, that there's no real difference between someone consenting to the release of explicit photos and having them stolen from you, but there's a grand canyon of difference. I'm not going to "be…

"I also said that they bear some of the blame for using a platform that stores their private photos on a server that can somewhat easily be accessed by unauthorized users."

I wonder if that "collective" statement is overblown at this point. The videos that she's releasing seem to just be Tolokno solo efforts capitalizing upon the Pussy Riot brand. Is she Axl-ing the other members?

I dun get it.

I got a "frivolous bullshit" notification for THIS?

JJ is the only reason this show exists. Hell, without him, Scott Bakula would have shoveled dirt onto the entire franchise's gasping face, Pesci-style. But a calm and reasonable person like yourself already knows this.