Jeez. It's just a bad haircut!

I wouldn't know, since I did what haters of TWD seem incapable of doing: I turned the fucking thing off because I wasn't enjoying myself! Imagine that!

Nothing that runs this long is ever "humiliated" by cancellation these days. At worst, the show will be forced to wrap things up slightly ahead of schedule. But its a moot point since the show will run twenty years.

Now say that again, but with a hundred times as many words, and make sure to repeat it again and again for every episode. Sounds like a waste of time, both for you and everyone reading it, huh?

When I think of today's conservatism, I picture someone spinning around in delirious circles, squeezing the trigger on a flamethrower while yelling at the top of their lungs about "the ay-rabs". Online liberalism can be annoying as hell, and certainly deserves push back in many instances, but it's at least trying to…

Those who willingly watch the Strain have no stones to throw at TWD.

This show is going to run twenty years, mark my words.

Hear, hear. Is it too much to ask for a reviewer who at least offers the possibility of enjoying the show? As things stand, it's like assigning a fundamentalist Christian to write up Game of Thrones: the reviewer opposes the work on a fundamental level, which renders analyzation not particularly worthwhile. "What is…

Yeah, I don't know why people who loved Heath Slater's act years before it was cool won't give Hawkins a chance. There are a million ways it could go wrong, but so far, Hawkins plays the role really well.

You'll see it plenty above your keyboard, but not so much on a television screen. That POV is strictly internet.

Suddenly I have this image of you standing in the corner on Christmas Day wearing a trench coat and dark sunglasses saying something about how all this shit is really just about commercialism and conformity, you know…

WCW crippled The Hitman long before that happened. Bret seems to be the least bitter person on the internet when it comes to that incident, which is surprising since he's bitter about the tragedies of everyone else's career.

One promo could have justified all that: she PTO's people on the announce table because they don't deserve the dignity of tapping out in a wrestling ring.

Not even that… Gary Johnson! Rusev is a maniac, boo him now!

As far as the match goes, it makes for a great contrast. A man of the people vs. a beast of no one but himself.

Scott having the "God" conversation is as much a myth as the idea that the killers were in the "Trench Coat Mafia". Valeen Schnurr was in the fact the student in question, and the incident occured after she'd been shot. Once Schnurr "said yes", Klebold left her alone (probably not because she said yes, but there was…

Well we don't all breathe the rarefied air of monocles and fine leather found in AVClub country clubs, sir.

Darwinism is not part of the chain, the chain wrapped itself around Darwinism in a lame effort to appear legitimate. Quack science in all cases relies upon legitimate science to cloak its falsehoods. Hitler's ascent did not come about from inquiries into science, it exists with or without Darwin.

On the third hand, Prince was kinda crazy and didn't always know when he had gold (or shit) on his hands. His three hands.

The difference between Dylan and Cohen is that if Leonard Cohen never existed, Dylan would still have a career. So I think that alone gives him dibs on going first.