What are we looking at here? Is that JFK’s funeral procession? What an interesting photo.

Putin has shown a clear disdain for President Obama, not just international norms. Putin has never “wanted to respect neighbors’ autonomy” ... but he didn’t annex and invade (especially on NATO’s doorstep) until the Obama Administration had proved weak. It’s not like Putin respected international norms more under…

Not Rex.

Tom was an asshole. His actions didn’t risk grievous physical harm to the author, though.

Lindy West hates herself truly, madly, deeply. She also counters arguments that stump her with “fart noise.” She assuredly does not rock.

Au contraire! There is a video out there of Kylie slipping her hand down Kendall’s jeans. The *front* of Kendall’s jeans. TMZ has it, I think. Kendall’s pretty shocked and ends the incident. But Kylie ... might be open to Tyga’s suggestion. So perhaps you shouldn’t speak for these two sisters, much less all…

Of course, if the popular vote had elected Trump, you’d be saying the opposite. Or at least, many people who agree with you would be.

People need sleep, just as you need to work on your laptop. I don’t see why you presume your need gets priority.

Your mom would not like my answer. What a presumptuous, nasty remark from her. I paid for a seat that reclines. Your mom paid for a seat behind a seat that reclines. Screw her and her attitude.

Schwarzeneggar seems generally a pretty good celebrity sort. When people approach him at the gym, he is pretty friendly about it. Actually, the most interesting part is who approaches him and how they behave. It’s young, aspiring pro weightlifter types who look scary. But when they approach him, they are soooo…

Olivia Munn has a reputation of being a crazy girlfriend type. Going back to college, where she allegedly faked a pregnancy to fuck over a guy who wasn’t too interested in her after all.

Your description looks at the process backwards, though, right?

That’s a pretty solid plan. And the hookers give it a decent shot to succeed.

Re your second paragraph: did you see the Republicans’ slate of presidential candidates? Black, white, men, a woman, multiple Latinos and an Indian-American raised Hindu (now Catholic, I think). And Haley, a woman who identifies as both Sikh and Christian, was on deck as a VP option.

Look, if you’re actually sobbing as you type that, then you’re an irrational immature person and therefore your opinion is of diminished value.

Geez, I guess that’s one way to look at it.

First of all: Hot beverages are a probably source of cancer?! Geez. And you’d think the content of the beverage would matter more than its temperature.

Dunno. I think the Preakness has had an actual pornstar booth - sex happening therein - in the infield or whatever the center area is called.

It looks like one big fucking Amy Schumer movie. And the girl in the blue dress looks like one big fucking Amy Schumer. Pass, on both.

Probably the single biggest validation of you: There were dozens, possibly hundreds, of replies supporting you and criticizing Jia’s “fuck off” ... and virtually all of them apparently were deleted.