Emergency trunk release handles glow in the dark and are great for marking anything you'd need to easily find in a dark room. I used to live in a place where the basement lights didn't have switches, just old style single-bulb lights with pull cords. I grabbed a bunch of these things from the junkyard and tied them to…

They would be hacked immediately. Overnight, all American roads would play "Never Gonna Give You Up."

The Honda Insight tried to start its own game:

Don't tell anyone I told you this but I heard the E-Series Cutaway corners like it's on rails.

I'd have to check the records, but I don't think a child can carry a gun even in an open-carry state... or as an adult, you're probably not allowed to wave it around at a public park...

Or you know.. Don't break the law. If you didn't break the law, just follow the officer's instructions anyway. That's why there's attorneys.

...bro.

My buddy's STI got stuck in the snow the other day and i pulled him out with my old Mercedes 240d.... I had a bit of a smile going.

It's a shame he is playing hockey. "Carter Hutton" is borderline first-team as far as Lacrosse Names go.

I'm just going to stay in that room permanently.

You seem like you've really got a handle on things.

he wasn't demonstrating the Lada's "quality," he was trying to get it started.

Gonna have not one, but TWO of these bad boys!!!!

Thanks Dr. Buzzkill. Go back to your delicious lunch of greek yogurt and sadness.

I disagree. They appear to be good at getting caught.

When Bill Bellichick heard the news of this report earlier tonight, he promptly fired the team's equipment manager for failing to do his fucking job right by not under-inflating that 12th goddamned football.

I firmly believe swatting should be prosecuted as attempted murder. One of these days, the shtf and someone dies. Throw the book at them and show that this sort of thing will not be tolerated.

There's another myth right there. Oil is totally compressible, as is water. Just not very much.