In early 2007 I decided I needed to start looking for a replacement for my 92 Ford Explorer, little repairs were starting to add up and I figured the next big problem that pops up would be expensive enough that it wouldn't be worth fixing. This was the first year of the 4-door Jeep Wranglers, and I was thinking it…

This was very cool to see and hear.

My wife to our 7-year old: "Hey, it's April's Fools Day, watch out for tricks at school."

I think i was mixingup the heavy duty ones and the 1500s is all, but thanks for insilting me for literally no reason, dickwad.

This guy is such a gentleman.

It's buggy, and some of those bugs are awful.

An incident can be looked at in two ways: Just a mistake, or character defining. A typo, dropping something fragile, forgetting to pick something up at the store: these are mistakes. And maybe you make them all the time, but it doesn't necessarily mean you're a dumb, clumsy, or forgetful person all the time, it…

Good. Good.

What I usually do is "sort of 20% with generous rounding up". Like, if my total is $43.17, I go "okay well 10% is almost $4.50, so double that is $9, so I'll just put $10."

She is the worst Prius driver in the world.

Roger Miller's story is why I always overtip for delivery. I get pizza so hot I can't even eat it yet, and the Indian place sends a free dessert every time. Mmmm mango mousse. I don't get why anyone would be shitty to the person who is saving me from having to cook and wash dishes.

#Burghazi

hey Martha , what do you think? Is the dress gold and whiiiiiiiiiii

I think this is what you meant to link...

The Yankees plan to commemorate the retiring of captaincy with a giant number 2 on the infield grass, Alex Rodriguez.

Looking things up might do you good. "Jamoke" is decades old. It's been in use since at least the 40's to mean sucker/loser/chump/idiot.

"Dude, she totally boned me!"
- that guy's lung, after being punctured

I like women. Doesn't make me want to be a gynecologist.

There are simply not enough hours in the day for me to spend wrenching on my car.