My buddy's STI got stuck in the snow the other day and i pulled him out with my old Mercedes 240d.... I had a bit of a smile going.

It's a shame he is playing hockey. "Carter Hutton" is borderline first-team as far as Lacrosse Names go.

I'm just going to stay in that room permanently.

You seem like you've really got a handle on things.

he wasn't demonstrating the Lada's "quality," he was trying to get it started.

Gonna have not one, but TWO of these bad boys!!!!

Thanks Dr. Buzzkill. Go back to your delicious lunch of greek yogurt and sadness.

I disagree. They appear to be good at getting caught.

When Bill Bellichick heard the news of this report earlier tonight, he promptly fired the team's equipment manager for failing to do his fucking job right by not under-inflating that 12th goddamned football.

I firmly believe swatting should be prosecuted as attempted murder. One of these days, the shtf and someone dies. Throw the book at them and show that this sort of thing will not be tolerated.

"Some parts of the truck are not in conformity with the technical standards"

If she's ever looking for a boyfriend...

There's another myth right there. Oil is totally compressible, as is water. Just not very much.

Plus, while all those little explosions in the cylinders are making heat, that heat is being transferred to the coolant, which is then being piped through the heater core, which then can be blown into the passenger compartment so your lovely ass doesn't shatter like an ice sculpture shoved by a drunk bridesmaid. The…

I don't know what they are complaining about. Look at that mileage!

Reminds me of a Mitsubishi Raider...ouch

Remote start. I can walk out to a toasty warm car in winter, or one that's refreshingly cool inside on a scorching summer afternoon.

Proximity key / Keyless entry / Push start-button

Heated seats. So nice for the winter time.