(EDIT: Duh, CPC = CA Penal Code):

Lol, yeah he got you pretty good didn't he? I realize you are probably embarrassed but it's pretty funny how wrong he proved you.

Lol, you’ve provided nothing to counter it and I have quoted CA legal sources. My analysis is correct, and again you have said nothing to counter it. Legally he would have had every right to pull a gun and hold him, or even shoot him.

Fuck you.

I interviewed with Apple for a job. Most arrogant and condescending people I’ve met (next down is Tesla). I got a random call from them one day while at work, and it’s two managers in their R&D/product dev department. I asked who’s calling because I wasn’t expecting the call. They go, “you don’t know who this is? It’s…

Any company that persists with the worst piece of software in computing history (iTunes) cannot be trusted to build a car.

False, this ain’t the Jobs and Woz days, this is the “let’s make things extra difficult so people have to buy more accessories” days. There isn’t anything apple has done lately that hasn’t been done by someone else first. No innovation since Jobs death.

You forget; the TireAirPods require you to have special AppleValves because all the other valves are potentially failure points. Plus to make sure you’re using the correct tool for valve management (since they’re Apple smart valves), you have to have the AppleAirUnit which properly filters out all possible pollutants…

Apple’s corporate culture is one of absolutely domineering vertical control over all aspects of production. You simply can’t build a car that way. You need to work with suppliers in a give-and-take relationship that is utterly foreign to Apple’s management. They are used to buying and bullying their way through supply…

Relax everyone, they're only laying off the staff responsible for the aux input in the car.

That is false as hell. I’m not a fanboy either. I encourage you to administer a bunch of apple products.

All I can say is good. I welcome the self driving car. I would never trust apple with it.

According to a new press release, the Apple iCar was going to be equipped with TireAirPods, replacing conventional wheels. Unlike old-school wheels with their antiquated lug nuts, the TireAirPods would be held on wirelessly. And if you lose one, you have to buy an entirely new set.

“So our crack team figured out that this autonomous automobile will be better with no headphone jack HAAHAHAHAAA!!!”
“Sir, wait... Headphone jacks aren’t usually in automobiles.”
“... We will ADD the feature and call it innovation!”
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Until you get hit for $10,000 from the rental company after they feed you BS about specially-made tires that they have to order from space.

wat

Why buy a question mark when you can just skip punctuation for free?

Not only would Freddy buy it, he’d use it to tow a small chicken coop from Florida to Montana and write an article about how it all went down.

Is that even a question

But, if it was for sale for the price of a new washing machine, would you buy it, Freddy?