I had to call the State of Alabama the other, and for real, their hold message said “If you are calling from a rotary phone please stay on the line, otherwise press 1" Who the hell still has a rotary phone

Omfg how much is Apple paying jalopnik to shill their products.

This is wrong.

I’ve watched a brand new Wrangler (JK) go up in flames. It was infront of me at a red light and dripping flames from around the muffler area onto the road beneath. I told the driver about it and he pulled under the awning of a gas station(!). A few minutes later and the entire Jeep was engulfed and the station…

Why are 75% of people with open Takata airbag recalls still driving around with grenades in their dashboards?

It’s a 10 year old Jeep Grand Cherokee charging a new Note 7. Even odds either could have caused the fire.

So are the dozens of other people lying as well? And is Samsung lying about the recall?

Why is anyone still using their Note 7??? Are people seriously in denial that the phones are exploding? Even Samsung has acknowledged their phones are exploding, what the fuck is wrong with people??

Sounds like someone trying to get something for free from Samsung. Just like the Honda gas pedal scammers back several years ago.

I just printed 5 copies of this comment, put them in a metal waste basket, set it on fire, dumped the ashes on my desk and snorted them.

“I prefer iTunes to folders and files” *shudders*

I think that my career in technology journalism speaks for itself, sir.

It was a fucking joke. Jesus Christ. Do people like you really exist?

Sheesh, you stans are sensitive today! Did someone steal your headphone jack?

Nobody needs anything besides the basic things our biology demands. Our psychology creates another whole set of demands. For some people, those demands will be met by an iPhone. For others they will not. Nothing anybody can do about it.

Everything you just described happened at the Saturn dealer in the early 90s except the wifi of course. GM knows how to do this.

We’ll develop this software for you, but please do not do anything illegal with it. Reminds me of this from prohibition.

One day when (if?) they unveil this thing at an auto show, we’ll do a Jalopnik Video that’s just me and Raph weeping in front of it for a straight hour.

Taillights!

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