I had to call the State of Alabama the other, and for real, their hold message said “If you are calling from a rotary phone please stay on the line, otherwise press 1" Who the hell still has a rotary phone

Omfg how much is Apple paying jalopnik to shill their products.

This is wrong.

Ever wake up in the middle of the night to pee and you “feel” your way to the bathroom only to end up peeing on a plant in the dining room?

After a thorough analysis of one the pics above, I can confirm that it looks like a trunk, not an hatch like the previous gens.

can we all be in one accord as to what vehicle this truly is??

Perhaps this incident was a prelude to something more drastic.

It’s my Lambo duty to inform you that this vehicle looks like a Civic

Sometimes, having enough kinetic force to knock down a skyscraper just feels nice.

She was standing her ground against that car.

Not true. Pyscho ex-gf is a valid defence in Florida. Her only mistake was it wasn’t his car.

Its my civic duty to inform that the vehicle looks like a lambo.

Bentley is aware that the Flying Spur is often cross-shopped with the Elantra, so I’m sure the mpg’s are competitive.

Everything you just described happened at the Saturn dealer in the early 90s except the wifi of course. GM knows how to do this.

We’ll develop this software for you, but please do not do anything illegal with it. Reminds me of this from prohibition.

One day when (if?) they unveil this thing at an auto show, we’ll do a Jalopnik Video that’s just me and Raph weeping in front of it for a straight hour.

Taillights!

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