Not at all. That’s why people use it for years while claiming they can quit. Cuz they can. No, really, bro, they can.

You’re a hero. So brave. Congratulations on not being a sack of shit. Such an accomplishment. We’re all proud that you decided to function like a decent human being.

Good thing she died before she killed someone in a car wreck, you know, since there was not way she could control it.

I’m not heartless. I feel terrible for Anheuser-Busch who lost a very loyal customer.

You’re goddamn right I’ll judge people who drive drunk and you’re a coward for not doing the same.  

Why? Is life insurance not paying out? Did she not have a policy?

You have first hand experience? Didn’t think so

Nobody really believed you when you claimed to be empathetic.

Medical doctors disagree with psychologists. That’s why alcoholics don’t get priority on liver transplant waiting lists, thank fucking God.

No wonder she killed herself

It’s a good thing marijuana doesn’t impair anyone. You’re so right

Listen- she was a good writer, so I don’t want to hear any speculation about her behavior.

Her daughter.

Yeah. Real tragic. I’m sure she was an awesome mother. Fuck her kids, right?

Had nothing to do with addiction and everything to do with desire.

Keep us posted.

Yeah. Children are fucking stupid. Why does any of this surprise you?

I’ve become convinced that people who feel sorry for lost causes like Frey have never actually experience personal tragedy, and don’t know what real victims look like.

It has?

I hope I can care enough about my fellow human beings that I too stop and observe them frantically pushing a traffic signal crosswalk buttons. But not for too long. I don’t want people to think I watch random behavior for extended periods of time. Just long enough for it to seem like a funny anecdote nobody has ever…