Yeah. Nobody is ever harmed by abnormal behavior.

Sorry, what? Could you repeat that? I was watching someone on the train. I do that. Because I care.

You’re doing God’s work. It’s people like you that care who keep society from falling apart. I love you.

Never saw it. Sounds like you’re disappointed. Sorry they cut it out, in both senses of the phrase.

In which neighborhoods?

We get it. You like women.

Hard for you to criticize racism when you participate in it. Can’t change the world when you won’t change yourself, dunce

Statisitcs disagrees with you, but then again, you never were a big fan of them

It’s a good thing we have brave people like you to tell us about these very important things.

This is probably news to you but there isn’t a lot of spider pornography.

Yeah. Because you’re not obsessed about this subject. AT ALL

Nice try, but we both understand the distinction between knowing your surroundings and actively watching a person. Gawking at strangers on the sidewalk isn’t a virtue. Your inability to ignore stupid behavior in public says nothing about your fucking empathy, Mother Theresa, and in fact suggests the concept of large…

No. It comes with momentary relief from her realization that life is worthless and she’s a fraud.

I pay zero attention to people on the sidewalk or the subway. It’s as though they don’t even exist. Why are paying any attention to them? Why do you care?

That’s some fat-shaming bullshit

So you’re part of the problem

And a virgin

Wow! A whole 10 years ago

You’re terrible at predictions, so don’t try. Remember: predictions should be based upon probabilities based on real data.

It’s called the perineum.