Because it went up from 4%, which came from 3%, which ascended from 2%. I don’t know how you count, but most people add one to the preceding number.

You don’t understand sarcasm, do you?

He was being sarcastic

“I’m not after hyperrealism, but we don’t have a whole lot of concepts left... physics: down, 3D worlds, down, trying to simulate the minutiae of life including buying insurance and decorating homes: down.”

You’re right. I don’t even understand why they needed to upgrade the graphics. PC gamers don’t want realistic graphics. In fact, they want the good old GTA San Andreas graphics. GTA 4 looks too much like a movie.

“Mr. Trump, are you playing Pokemon Go?”

That’s just light from Venus reflecting off a weather balloon into swamp gas. Nothing to see here, move along.

Isn’t this the point of the game? Go to real-life locations, find some pokemon or trainer, fight them, and the winner gets the loser’s pokemon and wallet? I mean, that’s how I’ve been playing. I nailed an 8 year old in the knee with a tire iron for a sweet Jigglypuff and some pogs.

Get used to digging those holes you’re in

Chapter 3

I’m really glad they finally added the time dash to MLB.

And so it begins...