Apropos of nothing, really, but I love short, curvy, mouthy brunettes, so it pains me to compare Donald to Snooki. People made fun of her, and I don’t really love her style. But if you don’t think that she could take care of business in the bedroom, you must have missed a memo. You can’t let snobbery get in the way of…

I lived in the New York metro area — okay, okay, Westchester — from 1988 to 1992. You could not not know who this guy was in that place at that time. He was kind of a bad taste golem — officially the richest guy in town, but also a jerk so huge and so tasteless that it was difficult to believe he existed. There was a…

Bloom County definitely did. The premise was that Trump was in an accident, his body was irreparably damaged and the doctors needed to put his brain in another body, so they chose a comatose Bill the Cat.  

Geez, really? I remember reading Bloom County (or maybe it was Doonesbury) comics, when I was a kid in the 80s, mocking Trump. I remember pointing out in 2015 that he’d already been a punchline for 30 years.

The right answer is that Janet paid too steep a price for her carefully orchestrated publicity stunt.

One things that’s really weird about Trump’s success is that I never got the impression he was especially admired before he went all political. If you’d asked me 15 years ago which non-politician celebs were most likely to be president someday, he wouldn’t have been high on my list.

I agree; notwithstanding, I imagine there’s also I sense of adolescent imperviousness and delusional entitlement involved.

I will never be able to figure out why wealthy celebrities get regularly busted for DUI/DWI. This isn’t Joe Normalguy who gets blitzed but still needs to get his car home somehow to get to his day job. It’s a terrible idea, but you can put the dots together on the (drunk)decision-making process that leads to some…

i’m dying laughing at you defending this like your life is on the line.

Whenever I see a story like this I’m just so grateful I managed to quit driving. 

Does anybody honestly believe nipplegate wasn’t planned out beforehand?

Did you not watch TV in the late 90s and early 2000s? Justin used a blaccent regularly. 

It’s a style that works well with a catchy melody, but those are hard. It feels a little humdrum when the big synth is basically propping up a simple beat. Dua Lipa or Billie Eilish pull from 80s pop, but their singles are easy to hum. Antonoff productions not as much.

1 billion Taylor Swift fans can’t be wrong, eh?

Do you think she literally meant she peed her pants?  Because if so, then lol.

The proliferation of his signature ’80s-inspired synth-pop sound

“I love his work, he makes me sound like everyone else!”

There must be un ungodly amount of pressure to be in any kind of relationship with Taylor Swift. I sort of feel sorry for her because it must be hard to find people who can tolerate that, even just as a casual friend. You can see why she might have cooked up a romance with an NFL star. Who else could handle that?

You will not escape her shadow; we do not recommend you try.

I’m sure he would prefer not to be remembered as Taylor Swift’s most generic boyfriend, just like William Howard Taft would have preferred not to be remembered for the White House bathtub thing. But such is life