*Hundreds of people flood the streets “It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad World” style desperately searching for someone, literally anyone, remotely surprised by this news*

Celebrity death match:

Obvious Typo is Obvious. Pedantic Pedant is Pedantic.

You can serious this one then, they didn’t just add a performance chip, they did get a proper remap.

Are you a woman? Well, I am. And I definitely don’t need women shoved into the story where they historically don’t belong. Seeing women generals in B. C. doesn’t empower me, it makes me cringe, it makes me ashamed and sad. Because I don’t need history rewriting to justify my identity. I want to play authentic…

I rode my iPhone 5 until this spring when the screen started falling off. None of the new features appealed to me & the cost is absurd. Then I realized, why am I using Apple anyway, I don’t use any of their apps or buy anything on iTunes. Bought a Google Pixel 2 XL on sale for like $450 and am thrilled with it.

I drive mine year round in IL, which has some of the most boring roads ever. I still enjoy my commute plenty, and there are tons of options for autox and track days too. If you’re worried about drag racing family sedans and minivans from stoplights then this car was never meant for you anyway.

0-60 isn’t everything.*

These cars are “fast,” faster than lots of other cars, in the right environment. If you’re talking about drag racing Camrys then it’s immediately evident that you aren’t the market Toyota/Subaru were aiming at for these cars.