Only date the Michelins, baby.

I just went on a 500 mile round trip with 5 people and a weeks worth of vacation gear in my 03' 6.0 Excursion and got 21MPG driving mostly 75MPH. Verified by filling the tank against the mileage - this truck hauls my 9K trailer with ease and is actually very easy to drive and park. Excursions are a gem and everyone…

A quote from a self proclaimed VW obsessed enthusiast - “Corrados are ultra needy manic-depressive girlfriends who spend all your money and then don’t put out but they look so good and it feels so god when it works you let yourself get strung along for YEARS”

I bring my 99 Saturn to Jiffy Lube. Cause... it’s a 99 Saturn and runs fine and it JUST WON’T DIE and I can’t justify a new car until it does. C’monnnnnn Jiffy Lube, fuck it up!! The upsell is the most annoying part. Seriously the cost of all the upsell crap put together is probably worth more than the car! Just…

This is great news, because this means you will be a step closer to replacing the stapler on your chest you call a “microphone”

400hp and nearly 500lb-ft of torque on a car with a wheelbase 0.6in shorter than a Z3... When the back decides to step out, which it will... frequently, it steps out very quickly. For some comparison, the Viper had a wheelbase 11in shorter than the Mustangs that apparently no one can control with 300hp.

Andrew, I’ve included another helpful size spec that you should add to your informative post.

What if he is a suicide bomber with explosives strapped to his body? The cops had 10 seconds before the man reached the president vehicle.

Can’t wait to not be able to take public transit and brave the busiest interchange in the south and not find parking to overpay to see one of the most dismal teams in MLB history while sitting next to a bunch of old money assholes with funny sounding voices. But at least I won’t have to see black people out the window…

That Gwagen has 9.646" of ground clearance. It’s right there in the article. The Land Cruiser is 9.1". The last time someone was so snarky about a half an inch was when a hooker made fun of your dick.

Well, you could get a Toyota instead and have about $5,000 left over.

I actually enjoyed the news segment because it was nothing but witty banter between hosts.

I wouldn’t say Sanders is a “pro” at debating. He’s been pretty lackluster in his debates against HRC, and merely repeats the same talking points. And his attempts to go negative have fallen flat. I would personally like to see Elizabeth Warren debating Donald Trump.

If only Subaru made a 2.0L 4 cyl engine with a turbocharger attached to it. I know it’s inconceivable, but maybe JUST maybe...they can pull it off. I know, I know, head in the clouds, but it could be possible one day.

Well, yeah.

Cherry Fox body Mustangs will rule the auto auctions in a few years. You heard it here first.

A 2013 Chevy Impala. I don’t know what I was expecting, but nothing prepared me for that amount of absolute shit on every level.

Made me chuckle actually. Autotrader car tindering is an office pastime.

Matt,