Jerry Jones announced today the fan has been signed to a 5 year $30 million deal as a running back to replace fumble prone Zeke Elliot, who was given his unconditional release.

She really could have used a pile of guns to cushion her fall.

yadda yadda etc etc and then Dallas signed him for a 3 year $16 million contract as a pass rusher, sigh, they just tee them right up.

The best part is the off-camera voice saying “He deserved it” and a feeling of general consensus among everyone standing around him. Las Vegas is going to be SO much better with this team!

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

They certainly called it wrong. That said - why aren’t more people talking about how they called it the way that makes sense? A loss of down penalty at the end of regulation by the offense should result in a turnover and un-timed play for the same reason that the game can’t end on an defensive penalty.

Easy. Gambling and hookers.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

Hey, not to be nitpicky, but I think you mean induction-compatible, not convection-compatible.

Hey, not to be nitpicky, but I think you mean induction-compatible, not convection-compatible.

I got 11 balls today

As a child of divorced parents who did everything in their being (and wallets - my mother drained my college fund to continue paying her lawyer) to drag the court proceedings as long as they possibly could, I hope this young girl makes it thru this without any permanent emotional scarring and achieves her dreams.

“Vechery went into the latest custody hearing without a lawyer.”

Well now I know why they call it King’s Landing.

Adam LaRoche would like to have a word with you.

Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.

Don't spoil it for those who didn't read the books.

R+L=H

Oh good, so I didn’t spoil the Hodor sub plot for you. It gets pretty insane. I read the books, so not to spoil it for any of the other commenters, but Hodor may be a Targaryen.

Not to spoil this for anyone who didn't read the book, but Ramsay is killed by Hodor.

To me, nude dining means sticking my dick in a Hot Pocket, so this is definitely a step up.