How do you English not good?

That was kinda neat, though I was getting annoyed by the off-beat crap. (The music that wasn't the drums that kept going back and fourth between the left and right speaker)

All Ashcraft does is porn and Japanese fetish crap. I honestly have no idea why he is a writer for this site...

Not being racist, but isn't it wetback?

The title should be: You Might Soon be Puking More Than Ever Before

They are too fly to be good guys.

He can't get into the debate in South Carolina :'(. Would've been awesome to see him legitimately get higher support than some of the real candidates.

It's not ALL of Gizmodo, just the majority of the idiots that write for it.

Just another product Apple will try to sue over...

Seems legit.

/impressed

Aids.

I do object. How do they expect to get away with the same actor playing multiple roles?!

It's called Asperger Syndrome. #learntoresearch

I asked for an iPhone but all I got was this stupid Christmas sweater.

This featured thread brought to you by: old people. xD

Aww no Shy Guy Says reference. I'm a Sad Guy now.

Your definition of "just get over" seems to be quite a large gap. That was fixed back in March.

That looks exactly like the outside of MacLaren's bar and Ted's apartment. Is it like this all over New York?

EDIT: Nvm. I guess I should have continued past the "THIS IS A PREVIEW" screen.