That will be so amazing.

I was just looking to see if there is one.

Not soon enough.

+1 zee Germans.

+1 caravan

Mmmmhmmm, that’s the stuff... I nearly started tapping my veins waiting for the story to load.

I guess Extreme Vetting™ doesn’t apply to campaign employees.

He looks like the cheapest Johnny Cash impersonator they could get at a country western theme park in Arkansas.

I'm seeing, much to my shocked incredulity, that people do not see how fucking brilliant this is.

hard to see exactly where he took that punch. did he get absolutely blasted or did he warp away during that brief “ragdoll” motion? i need more different angles. looking forward to the update

RBIs are a garbage stat to begin with, so throw that out now. On top of that, keep in mind he was a lead off hitter. His job was to get on base, not mash DINGERS.

“RsBI”. You’re technically correct but come on man.

Good points, but many of those same voters will see 3000 hits after 27 and vote for him.

I could watch him & Furguson all day. They’re so fun.

“I’ma hit yo’ ass with a ski—GET SOME!”

you could maybe look at the Jayson Werth deal in the same way you would look at the Chicago Blackhawks signing Brian Campbell after Old Man Bill died: way too much money for a player who was clearly not the best name available, but it was a move that started to get other players and agents looking at the team as an…