I love that jacket. I can't believe that I am urging someone to buy a $1000 jacket, but you'll probably wear it for the rest of your life.

http://sydneyprosser.tumblr.com/post/643364159… it's in here!

Did you see Moonrise Kingdom? I saw it twice before I recognized him in it.

Her role in Django was practically already an SNL skit. I mean, I know it was a riff on Hollywood stereotypes but couldn't they have given her some kind of substance? Anything to do other than to damsel in distress?

Not topical enough, and they already did Djesus Unchained.

Oh, if only I had the power to take this one out of Teh Greys.

I've had one bad Tinder "date" of the four I've been on. He was just like... not my kinda guy. He was nice enough, but he was a little buttoned up (because DC) and seemed to make a lot of extra comments about my septum piercing and my tattoos and my "weird" job (it's not weird, I just don't work conventional hours and…

OMG it definitely is!! I bet his internet research on "sex with woman who has had kids" was prolific stuff!!

For sure. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

That is literally the most terrifying thing I have ever heard.

Hocus pocus terrified me when I was a kid - still can't watch it (at age 25) without wanting to hide under the covers. I'm told its not scary.

Thank you!

This thread is the best celebrity news I've read since the Reagan presidency.

I am beardless because I'm a girl lol, but now that you mention it, she was lustfully admiring my gay pal's beard (it's really soft and luscious too).

I met Kesha too! I had to work with her over the summer, she was totally chill and nice.

how perfect is he as Gianni Versace? I think my new life-goal is working in any capacity for the lifetime channel. They are the James Franco of Cable. and Im talking "James franco General Hospital as Franco" Era, when there were still shadows of self awareness and ruin american literature wasn't his main past time.

I do not have tequila right now. Can we be friends tonight?? I have wine but it doesn't feel like the appropriate beverage for lawless chaos...

COTD! COTD! COTD!

but how do we sleep while our beds are burning?