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HOT FUCKING ‘STROS

I’ve spent the last few years trying to get Robert Jeffers to confess what his favorite kink.com site is. What I’m saying is, when’s the next round of hiring happening?

Here come the “Birra, which is Goat, is all the rage at hip Chicago taco spots” stories.

I’ve long had a theory that Ghost is secretly the dudes from Peter, Bjorn, and John.

Raiders were offsides, Jacksonville had a free play, Bortles slammed the ball into the turf behind the line because he thought the penalty was on the Jags. Thus negating the free play. It was beautiful in it’s own way.

This is the same game where Blake Bortles managed to get flagged for intentional grounding on a free play.

There was also the mini-DO exodus post Cleaver move. Though they still let me write something every now and then.

Hi Scott, I miss you & Dallas.

I came to bring the pain, hardcore to the brain- Sean Lee. Twice today.  

My knees are shot. My elbow is a wreck. I’ve got a bad wrist, and 6 concussions.

Who knew Brett Easton Ellis commented on here?

One Direction had a similar stage on their 2013 arena tour. God I hate myself for knowing this.

Joshua Tree is amazing, it would be even better if it wasn’t invaded by every asshole from La every Thursday-Monday.

“Act your damn age not your shoe size”

Olympic Bench Press would be must see TV. The Mountain vs. Mark Henry vs. Half the NFL vs. 7 dudes names Thor vs. every Tongan/Samoan wrestler vs Joe Bob from Iowa. God the doping scandals alone would be amazing.

The Deadspin HOF always brings back such sweet memories. Like the time I thought I was messaging a friend about Maurice Slocum’s Fuck Lion, but it was actually a musician’s PR contact, and I spent 20 minutes trying to explain myself.

all I want in life is that Clay Travis piece.

I can’t watch them anymore. I grew up in Texas, and lived in Dallas for years. My whole life I loved the Cowboys, but I took off for California the day they put Hardy in the line-up, and that was it for me. I can’t stand by a team this crooked, this blind to the shit their doing. It’s too much.

Also, Dallas is the most…