"Shitty TV deal" teams.

I've had amazing/crazy sex on ever campaign I've worked on, if you're under 30, and single, you've pretty much entered a world of wonder.

So the 08 Obama campaign was one giant hook up scene for anyone under 30, just constant "YEAH! WE'RE DOING THIS! WE'RE GOING TO WIN! YEAH LET'S DO EACH OTHER!"

Designing Women

I was driving cross country a few months ago, and stopped at a hotel in Alabama that was just like that. I was given the only room on the back part of the hotel facing the woods despite there were like 4 cars in the parking lot.

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It's going to be hilarious when we somehow beat Seattle, and then lose to the Jags a few weeks later.

LOTS OF PRODUCT is how I manage.

As a dude with this haircut I must say it's a ton of work, and if your hair curls like mine it's endless work.

Johnny 4.3 GPA doesn't bring in $700million in donations like Johnny Football does.

(Kenneth the Page joke goes here)

PUT THAT MONEY ON MOSLEY.

Who the hell knows.

It's not Gavin. It's Gabe48.

PATRICK'S ON VACATION.

@EnglishmanInBBQ

How come Greg is the only one of you assholes who follows me on twitter?

Uniform: Jorts, or skinny jeans paired with either a Woot shirt, or a v-neck that shows off a chest tattoo. Clear framed glasses + beard.
Job: Works for either a start-up, or is a "musician."
Drink of choice: TEQUILA!
Hobbies: East Austin, waiting in lines for BBQ, gentrification, complaining about music festivals.
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This hits too close to home.