You don’t consider it inappropriate to whip out a bunch of graphic sexual photos, unsolicited to a complete stranger? Doesn’t matter what you’re into, that’s inappropriate.

That’s why I don’t ride a Harley. I ride a bike because I enjoy riding one, not just to get attention.

Auto Modellista was funky and cool, I especially loved being able to customize your garage!

Played Driver, Driver 2, Driv3R and Driver: Parallel Lines. Loved all of them!

Niiiiice wheels! Welcome to Coventry Coooove!

I remember walking out of the theater after watching TRON: Legacy, all I wanted to do was go ride my motorcycle all night.

Glad somebody else knows what he was! He spent most of his life with people asking me (usually in a heavy Massachusetts accent), “Is that a Saint Bah-Nahd?”

That reminds me of some of my own photos and memories!

I don’t think you understand what that picture is from. Just look up “Angry Prius Lady” on YouTube. It isn’t because she’s ugly (an assumption you seemed to make, to be honest), it’s because she’s a miserable piece of shit.

I race cars, and with motorcycles I'm a fairly competent street rider, but stuff like this is why I will never cease to have the most immense respect for pro motorcycle racers. Incredible racing with virtually zero margin for error. To watch Marquez jump the wall, sprint down pit-lane and then immediately ride the…

You know that’s not what I meant.

That’s incredible that she was able to get away with that!

I remember some famous comedian talking about how conversations with pathological liars can be the equivalent of a “Choose Your Own Adventure” book. You can steer their story in any direction you want based on how your respond to their bullshit.

I’ve dealt with some pathological liars in my life, but this is a whole new level. This woman is the epitome of the problem - the only question is whether or not she even still realizes that she’s lying. She has serious issues and hopefully somebody can get through to her that she needs help.

I was reading a posting about this article on a Facebook page earlier, and it appears that somebody is genuinely trying to claim - in a very long-winded way - that this whole Jeremy Clarkson / BBC fiasco is yet another plot to distract people from the great worldwide conspiracy known as Chemtrails.

That old man probably muttered, “What an asshole” as he drove away.

I know! I was pretty surprised that Jason Statham would do that as well!

Jason Statham isn't in this one because he's too busy killing all the bees.

It's ironic because the rest of the world loves to throw the "Lazy American" stereotype around, but in reality it's the complete opposite. Americans as a whole are some of the most overworked and underpaid in any first-world nation.

"Tonight's Forecast: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely-scattered light by morning."