I can’t say who’s actually the better player between the two of them, but I do think that the actual on-court play is kind of secondary in terms of deciding GOAT in most people’s eyes. I mean, comparing the play of two players in different eras is kind of pointless to begin with... but aside from die-hard fans who…

MJ all the way, it’s not even close and not for sentimental reasons. In today’s NBA, where there is basically no physical contact allowed, Jordan would rack up 40+ per game. Who the hell could guard him under those rules? He’s 6 for 6 in NBA finals and he would be 8 for 8 in a row, had he not gone on hiatus for 2…

Jordan would have posterized Lyndon Johnson. That no-talent hack.

This may be a hot take but...if LBJ gave even a fraction of a fuck about politics he would be remembered as “greater” than Jordan. (No, momentary acts of awareness and solidarity like team hoodie selfies or black shirts poo-pooing Donald Sterling don’t really count. And yes, his charity work is immensely important and…

Cant agree with the “better player” thing. More versatile player, maybe. But LBJ’s size/weight advantage allows him to do things that Jordan physically could not do—not by any fault of his, BTW. He was just too short and small to guard the opposing team’s center/PF like Lebron can.

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What about a grill pan? You still get the good marks and it somehow tastes better than a regular sautee.

I like to do a big basket of veggies on the bbq- zucchini, bell peppers, mushrooms, cocktail tomatoes, red onion, asparagus - all whole or in big chunks. These are super tasty and smokey to eat hot or cold all week as a side, in pasta, or on sandwiches with mozzarella or hummus. Pro tip: add fresh pineapple- bbq…

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He really does think he’s being listened to. Remember when he told Durant not to make an enemy of him? Ayesha should tell him to go home and get his shinebox.

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That’s the spirit! There’s always the next game!

Trump knows bread, he has the best bread. Every day people tell him, “hey, you have good bread”. So I think he knows what hes talking about.

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