Excuse me Tom, but that’s Deadspin Hall of Fame Barbaro. Please show some respect. And maybe write a poem about him.

Ok, I need to know who is more punchable than AJ?

Jay Cutler?

White Sox will never have as many Attendance Championship banners as the Cubs do.

Can Deadspin please do an article about “Punches to the face, ranked”?

Please don’t leave out Rick Fox catching an uppercut from Doug Christie.

By doing so, you are refusing to recognize Michael Barrett’s track record of being an insufferable douche as well.

I’m going to the game tonight, 2nd one this week. Not like I’m not doing my part.

The Unbearable Whiteness of Being.

I’ve used this once before, but I can’t resist..

Struggling in the Pocket: A Life of Abstinence

Don’t tell me to relax! I’m on the internet yelling about bird takes, damnit!

It’s a songbird. And it murders things. It’s the Omar Little of the bird world.

But he didn’t. And again, all of that is on Al Gore, not Ralph Nader.

Gore would have won if he had carried his home state.

“They’re not the best karaoke singers in baseball.”

Do you work for WebMD?

I’m not a doctor, but it’s probably a brain tumour.

I come for the recap, I stay for the angry Cardinals fans in the comments.

Yep, because the right wing has never been known to go overboard, right? They’re never zealous in their attempts to bring people down, spread lies, or waste tax-payer money investigating bogus claims like widespread voter fraud or carrying out ridiculous impeachment proceedings. We should totally give them the benefit…

I don’t think what Bill did was nothing - I think it was a major problem, and deserved to be discussed publicly, and should affect his legacy. HIS. When we talk about Bill Clinton (or any number of politicians, even some of the more beloved ones), I think we should be discussing his history of harassment. But I don’t…